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Do you sashay when you walk about town?
Which BBS have you most felt at home on down the years?
And who is the biggest pillock you've encountered in those years?
When you were a small boy (under 5), describe what a picture of a Mum and Dad standing outside a house would have looked like if you had painted it?
Is there a movie or piece of music that is always guaranteed to make you shed a tear?
What moment in your living memory made you least proud to be an American?
What happened the last time you got into a physical fight?
Which Movie Monster entertains you the most, and why?
Which BBS have you most felt at home on down the years?
And who is the biggest pillock you've encountered in those years?
When you were a small boy (under 5), describe what a picture of a Mum and Dad standing outside a house would have looked like if you had painted it?
Is there a movie or piece of music that is always guaranteed to make you shed a tear?
What moment in your living memory made you least proud to be an American?
What happened the last time you got into a physical fight?
Which Movie Monster entertains you the most, and why?
Donovan
beer, I want beer
Will I ever get tired of arguing with people? Never mind, I already know that answer.
Were there two lights or three?
What's better: a frontal lobotomy, or a bottle in front of me?
Why is she still a cunt three years later when she's already bled me dry?
WTF?
Where is Carmen SanDiego, and is Waldo with her?
Do you feel that Gagh and the Saint got better questions than you?
Were there two lights or three?
What's better: a frontal lobotomy, or a bottle in front of me?
Why is she still a cunt three years later when she's already bled me dry?
WTF?
Where is Carmen SanDiego, and is Waldo with her?
Do you feel that Gagh and the Saint got better questions than you?
Why has there been NO gay sitcom on network television since Will & Grace?
If you had your own forum here what would the theme be?
Where did you bury Blazer Boy's body?
Why do you disobey God's will by choosing to be a homosexual?
If Bill O'Reilly & Ann Coulter had a child together would it be evil incarnate?
If you had your own forum here what would the theme be?
Where did you bury Blazer Boy's body?
Why do you disobey God's will by choosing to be a homosexual?
If Bill O'Reilly & Ann Coulter had a child together would it be evil incarnate?
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Only when carrying bags of groceries.
At first, EFCL. Now, it's between my own board and this place.
YOU YOU PILLOCK YOU! And Jillian. Definitely Jillian.
There's Mom laying in the sun, there's Dad with his surveying transit, there's my sisters and me playing on the porch with the deaf girl from next door. And look, I just turned into Batman!
The Killing Fields, Slumdog Millionaire, Glee. A bunch of holiday movies and songs at Christmastime, if I'm feeling it.
Tough to say, because I'm becoming less and less proud with each passing day.
Billy roughed me up a little, I probably got a shot in (8th grade)
Brenda Fricker -- she was so funny in How I Married An Axe Murderer!
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I live to avoid arguments. I'm just a timid woodland creature with tiny tap shoes.
If you're that traffic cop from when I totalled my mom's Granada, the light was broken, I swear!
c) A teen bottom right under me.
She's a succubus.
Hey, that wasn't me! Smells like Taco Bell, I haven't been there in years.
She has been detained at Guantanamo for the past 6 years; Waldo was killed at the border by Minutemen.
This is a marathon, not a sprint.
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Left coast is the best coast, you flannel-wearin' punk.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
DO YOU SECRETLY HATE ME???
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Jack McFarland created a black hole from which gay writers have yet to return. For now, there's Glee, just turn the volume down while they're singing.
April-October: Baseball. November-March: Twink Worship and Spring Training.
I had him stuffed, if ya know what I mean.
He once told me I was the most boring teenager He'd ever seen, so I took some initiative. Next quarter's projections look good.
No, it would be Perez Hilton. JOKE'S ON THEM! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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WE ONLY HATE THE ONES WE LOVE.
Besides, the only thing I truly love in this world is Spaghetti-Os with Meatballs. AND EVEN THAT'S BEEN RUINED FOR ME! :cry:
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Four or five. Two big boys on top of the fridge for emergencies, the mini in the living room for working on the PCs and seeing the jacks on the entertainment center, and I think there's a penlight or two in the junk basket on my night table.
No. What good is a cyclone if there's nothing to see in Technicolor after you fly over the rainbow?
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And before you ask about "flesh lights", the answer is none. 
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Several of various sizes, colors and lengths/widths. They make marvelous bookends for my Harry Potter and Peanuts collections.
I put a tiny grass skirt and leis on the ones that light up/vibrate, and pit them against each other in my Rock'em Sock'em Robot arena.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
WOULD YOU EVER KISS A ROBOT??
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If Big Brother asked me to, I'd do that and MORE!
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No, but I've polished off a meatloaf.
In reality, no. Euphamistically, I might fire one off a little later.
No. I'm a gentleman.
Yes. It was so overly marinated and grilled that it could have been a sneaker heel for all I knew.
Does Flight Simulator count?
Normally I would say no, but so many tea party whackjobs and bible-licking zealots are getting on school boards and in state houses that I may have to reconsider.