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Ask Gagh a Question.

What piece of music would be the soundtrack of your life?

How green is your grass?

Is 42 really the answer?

Which is easier - to have the answers, or to have the questions?

If you were me and you stubbed your big toe, what would you say?
 
Given your distaste for being liken to the Rancor Keeper, which SW character do you see yourself as?
 
An Imperial Star Destroyer pulls alongside a Sovereign-class (say, the Enterprise). Does Brian survive the quest for the Holy Grail?
 
Dr Dave said:
Have you ever seen The Red Green show? If so did you like it?
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No. I'm a fan of The Pink Brown show.

Blindgroping said:
What is "Gagh" to you?
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Obviously it's the worms Klingons eat in Star Trek. For me, it's a user handle I picked back in 1998 when I started trading online after finishing Uni. I wish I had picked something else, but when I changed it a couple of years back, it didn't feel right. So I guess now, when I think of "Gagh", I think of a version of me, that isn't quite the real me.

Yub said:
Given your distaste for being liken to the Rancor Keeper, which SW character do you see yourself as?
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I'd be utterly possessed by the force, and not in a good way. I'd more likely be a male Sith flunky like Darth Maul.

Bickendan said:
An Imperial Star Destroyer pulls alongside a Sovereign-class (say, the Enterprise). Does Brian survive the quest for the Holy Grail?
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The Grail will never be found (The Russians have it).
 
@eloisel

What piece of music would be the soundtrack of your life?
"Beers to You" by Clint Eastwood and Ray Charles :D

How green is your grass?
It's a semi-withered patch painted a vivacious green.

Is 42 really the answer?
I am almost certain that it is. Douglas Adams secretly knew all the answers. He would only tell us so many.

Which is easier - to have the answers, or to have the questions?
Questions. There's nothing more pleasing that solving a puzzle.

If you were me and you stubbed your big toe, what would you say?
"Shucks and tarnations, damn the the great blue sky, and all the fallen angels in it, I said shucks and tarnations!"
 
Which weapon combo and eventual ending should I use in the big killing spree I'm planning?

1. Several high yield explosives in petrol stations across town, followed with a tactical shotgun rampage through a local shopping centre, gunned down by police

2. RPG attack on police station, followed with flamethrower attack on gawking crowd on bystanders/police, death by suicide bomb

3. Sniper fire from a clock tower, tossing grenades every so often, escape by Hummer after running out of ammo, running down pedestrians during long police chase, death by cyanide capsule when caught
 
Yub said:
Which weapon combo and eventual ending should I use in the big killing spree I'm planning?

1. Several high yield explosives in petrol stations across town, followed with a tactical shotgun rampage through a local shopping centre, gunned down by police

2. RPG attack on police station, followed with flamethrower attack on gawking crowd on bystanders/police, death by suicide bomb

3. Sniper fire from a clock tower, tossing grenades every so often, escape by Hummer after running out of ammo, running down pedestrians during long police chase, death by cyanide capsule when caught
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Two and three are a coward's way out. Suicide. Defo 1.
 
Should I crop
wibble-rd.jpg
to the sign and submit a request to have that as a smiley?
 
Gagh said:
- My watch (A Casio Oceanus)
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Update on Oce-ANUS and caerf


I haven't mentioned OceANUS for awhile, but someone else made fun of him and the way he is running his web BORED (intentionally misspelled)

I also mentioned some guy is mad at him copying schedules onto his webpage.

The guy wrote back saying that because I made fun of OceANUS I could get a free coffee, I'm known there as Batman57.

I private messaged him I want it.

Now we wait to see how this fantastic tale plays out...

Will I get free coffee ???
Is this guy a liar ???
How will OceANUS feel about me winning something ???

Gripping drama ( unlike your LOSER lives )
 
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