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Colonel Kira's Left Tit

Colonel Kira's Left Tit

Bearded Belly of Bajor
I probably won't answer, but there you have it. I have a few days off and the only thing on my agenda today is sobering up enough to go out to buy a few frozen pizzas and more whiskey. Ummm, healthy.
 
I guess walking might work, if it's absolutely required.
 
Is there a sale on frozen Pizza I should know about?

Where have you been?

:D
mm
 
!!

You're alive!!
 
:(
 
I heard you got married!

:D
mm
 
O RLY? I never heard that. Lies, I tell you.

Wanna drink?
 
Are you ever gonna post in the MF again?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTT!!!!11
 
What kind of pizzas are you buying? Pepperoni? Sausage? Hawaiian?

Forgive me, I'm starving :P
 
Can you name your three top TK moments?
 
Cassie said:
Are you ever gonna post in the MF again?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTT!!!!11
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Maybe. Maybe not. I'll leave it in the hands of my Magic 8-ball. ;)


missmanners said:
Ooooooooohhhhhh goody, so, wanna take me to prom!
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Only if I get to wear the dress. If that's cool, we're on. My dress is a nifty multi pattern orange sun dress, btw. I expect your tux to match it.


Cacophony said:
What kind of pizzas are you buying? Pepperoni? Sausage? Hawaiian?
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I believe I ended up with Canadian Bacon (moo) and some sort of cheeseburger thing. My shopping expedition also yielded canned ravioli, mozzarella cheese sticks, RC Cola, french bread, regular bacon (also moo), ummm...clam chowder, a variety of crackers, chewing gum, queso dip, tortilla chips, toilet bowl cleanser, and WHISKEY. I'm eating healthy this week.


Gagh said:
Can you name your three top TK moments?
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You changed your name back! About time. Top three TK moments? That's a tough one. There have been many, but none of recent note. I'll have to think on it for awhile, but off the top of my head the invasion of that God site that brought the FBI down on the place was fun. Sitting around in the chatroom as Red systematically dismantled the old EZ board was fun. Week Of The Strippers was fun. The May 2002 Meltdown was fun. I'll think of more later.
 
Dear Tit,

Do you think it's wrong that I just told a group of Jehovah's Witnesses that I couldn't talk because I was getting ready to have a blood transfusion and I wanted to do some early Christmas shopping online?

Sincerely,
Witness Hater
 
Laker_Girl said:
Dear Tit,

Do you think it's wrong that I just told a group of Jehovah's Witnesses that I couldn't talk because I was getting ready to have a blood transfusion and I wanted to do some early Christmas shopping online?

Sincerely,
Witness Hater
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Annoying Jehovah's Witnesses is never wrong, my dear. I remember a certain sunny Saturday morning about ten years ago on which I was sitting around on my living room floor in my underwear with the front door open, minding my own business and cleaning my collection of guns. Lo and behold, a couple of those fuckers showed up with their Watchtower pamphlets and poked their head inside my house. You should have seen the looks on their faces when they saw me, uttered some sort of apology and went away.

You should try that one sometime.
 
My dad threw a bible at some Witnesses that came calling once.

They haven't been back since.
 
One of my best friends is a former JW, they hate it when we non-believers antagonize them. What they fail to realize is that a simple, "No thank you." Isn't good enough and therefore we non-believers have been forced to be assholes to them. I blame them entirely.
 
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