ASK MENTALIST A QUESTION FOR TISIPHONE TO ANSWER!

[Tisiphone]

Menty, which do you prefer? Cut or uncut? Long and lean or beer can girth? Curved or Straight? Low hangers or tight sac? Bushy or manscaped?

Well, for comfortable purposes, long and lean, though I've had a couple of beer can girth. I'm a tad snug.

Straight, tight sac so I can suck on them, and a little manscaping never hurt, but I don't mind if it's not. The dude I'm playing with right now manscapes himself, but it doesn't really bother me one way or the other.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THANKS MENTY!

 

[Tisiphone]

It's what I do.

 

[CaptainWacky]

U wamma won ka? Ka goba wupi upi!

 

[Gagh]

Dear Mentalist - what do you really want the banner to show?

 

[CaptainWacky]

OH YEAH, NEW BANNER NEEDED.

 

[Dr Dave]

Mentalist can we have some sort of banner with a Donkey riding in a UFO?

 

[Tisiphone]

Dear Mentalist - what do you really want the banner to show?

My sheer awesomeness.

 

[Tisiphone]

Mentalist can we have some sort of banner with a Donkey riding in a UFO?

No.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mentalist ARE YOU FUCKING A BIBLE?

 

[Gagh]

Mentalist, can you dance like SHAKIRA?

 

[Cassie]

MENTALIST, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE ON THE DR PHLOX AND CAPTAIN ARCHER SHIP I AM SO SURE CAPTAIN ARCHER BELONGS WITH TRIP TUCKER AND MAYBE DR PHLOX BELONGS WITH THE DOG OR THAT SKANK T'POL WITH HER LITTLE PERFECT TITS. I BET PHLOX RUBS HIS COCK ON THE SPECIMENS IN SICKBAY AND THEN GIGGLES SATANICALLY WHEN HE DISSECTS THEM. ARCHER AND TRIP FOREVER

 

[CaptainWacky]

OMG GIRLFRIEND DON'T YOU BE ASKING NO STINKING GAY QUESTIONS LIKE DAT, DAT AIN'T COOL TO SAY THINGS LIKE THAT, YOU ARE MORE LIKE A GIRLFIEND THAN A GIRLFRIEND THAT'S RIGHT A FIEND YOU FIENDISH BITCH, EVERYONE KNOWS ARCHER/PHLOX IS DA ONE TRUE SHIP EVEN THOUGH BRANNON AND BRAGA TRY TO DENY IT DEY KNOW IT IS DA TRUTH OKAY YOU FUCKING LIAR!!!!!!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MENTY WHY DONT U TAKE SEPH ROUND FOR A PINT AND A HOOKER AND AN 8BALL YOU SNIFFER OF DEBBIE REYNOLDS' GRANNY PANTIES?

 

[Dr Dave]

MENTALIST WILL CASSIE AND WACKY GO ON JERRY SPRINGER AND GET IN A FIGHT?

 

[Tisiphone]

Mentalist ARE YOU FUCKING A BIBLE?

No, but I've used the pages to roll cigarettes.

 

[Tisiphone]

Mentalist, can you dance like SHAKIRA?

Yes. And these hips don't lie.

 

[Tisiphone]

MENTALIST, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE ON THE DR PHLOX AND CAPTAIN ARCHER SHIP I AM SO SURE CAPTAIN ARCHER BELONGS WITH TRIP TUCKER AND MAYBE DR PHLOX BELONGS WITH THE DOG OR THAT SKANK T'POL WITH HER LITTLE PERFECT TITS. I BET PHLOX RUBS HIS COCK ON THE SPECIMENS IN SICKBAY AND THEN GIGGLES SATANICALLY WHEN HE DISSECTS THEM. ARCHER AND TRIP FOREVER

ARCHER AND TRIP 4EVR? PUHLEEZE DON'T BRING THAT SHIT CUZ YOU KNOW IT'S ARCHER AND EMPRESS HOSHI 4 LIFE AND TRIP IS STUCK GETTING HIS DICK SUCKED BY PORTHOS

 

[Tisiphone]

MENTY WHY DONT U TAKE SEPH ROUND FOR A PINT AND A HOOKER AND AN 8BALL YOU SNIFFER OF DEBBIE REYNOLDS' GRANNY PANTIES?

What makes you think I haven't?

 

[Tisiphone]

MENTALIST WILL CASSIE AND WACKY GO ON JERRY SPRINGER AND GET IN A FIGHT?

Yes. And Tisi will caption it.