Ask Morrhigan Anything

[PreatorX]

*What do you think of the elections in Canada?

I'm surprised you even asked this question. As far as I know, Americans don't give two shits about elections here in Canada. Personally, I'm glad at the outcome. The corrupt Liberals were kicked from office, the Tories only have a minority government, and the Bloc isn't the official opposition. he perfect election in my opinion.

Morrigan, sorry for derailing your thread a little bit...

 

[Morrhigan]

So, inside, I'm actually a retarded mongoloid with one huge tooth and a face twitch?

Not necessarily, but that is how you view yourself, whether it's actually true or not.

You might try some self-affirmations. Look in the mirror and say, "I'm smart, I'm funny, and gosh-darnit, people like me!"

 

[Morrhigan]

Does taking Viagra cause premature baldness?

I can find no connection between Viagra and hair loss. The most common side effects of Sildenafil Citrate (Viagra) are listed as headache, flushing, nasal congestion and indigestion. Less common side effects are: abnormal vision including blurred vision, seeing shades of colors differently than before, or sensitivity to light; bladder pain; cloudy or bloody urine; dizziness; increased frequency of urination; pain on urination; diarrhea. Also documented, but very rare: bleeding of the eye; convulsions (seizures); decreased or double vision or other changes in vision; prolonged, painful, or inappropriate erection of penis
redness, burning, or swelling of the eye; anxiety.


For more info about Viagra, try http://www.globalchange.com/viagra.htm or http://aids.about.com/cs/druginformation/a/viagra.htm

 

[Gonad]

Which vitamins and nutrients are closely related to the sex drive?

 

[Morrhigan]

For men: phosphorus, zinc, Vitamin E, B Vitamins, Saw Palmetto, Gingko-Biloba

For women: Vitamin B, Vitamin C, Vitamin E, ginkgo, ginseng, damiana, L-arginine

For more in depth information:
http://www.4-men.org/libido-vitamins.html
http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/411319
http://health.msn.com/centers/mensexualhealth/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100103615

 

[MessengerX]

Aren't 2 ask Morrhigan threads on this forum enough?

 

[Morrhigan]

"Enough" is subjective. :bigass:

 

[MessengerX]

When will you ask Hambil to merge this thread with the other Ask Morrhigan thread?

Some questions remain unanswered.....

 

[Morrhigan]

When will you ask Hambil to merge this thread with the other Ask Morrhigan thread?

Some questions remain unanswered.....

Never.

The two threads are different enough that they should remain separate. This one is "Ask Morrhigan Anything," while the other is more specifically, "Ask Morrhigan for Advice."

 

[MessengerX]

Just ask for your own forum already. We all know what you are bucking for.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Morrhigan,

Why is it that talented, interesting actors like Chris Penn die and yet my worthless sack of shit brother continues to live?

And now that he's fond of calling me cunt, I'm working on a new name for him, which do you prefer?

Little bitch

or

White trash junkie?

That it all.

 

[Morrhigan]

Morrhigan,

Why is it that talented, interesting actors like Chris Penn die and yet my worthless sack of shit brother continues to live?

Everyone dies. Your brother will get his turn eventually. If you're asking why one died before the other... heck, I dunno. Shit happens.

And now that he's fond of calling me cunt, I'm working on a new name for him, which do you prefer?

Little bitch

or

White trash junkie?

That it all.

Well, if those are my only choices, I'd prefer the second one. It sounds more accurate.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

What do you consider your most attractive physical feature?

And what do you consider your most attractive mental/emotional feature?

 

[Morrhigan]

What do you consider your most attractive physical feature?

My cleavage. The "girls" need more support than they did 20 years ago, but they have a lot of, er... depth.

And what do you consider your most attractive mental/emotional feature?

My compassion.