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Ask The Saint The Question. Or... just "a" question. I guess.

No ice trays. Yeah, life sucks. lol
 
Real men don't go to 99 cent stores to buy ice trays. They go out with a girl who they know will want to add "a woman's touch" to his place, and once she's done adding the essentials, bitch gets the boot.
 
Do you see yourself emigrating away from seasonal ovens?
 
California is looking more and more attractive.
 
Go to Oregon instead. It's cheaper, cooler, and when you aren't writing you can shoot hippies from the window.
 
I have, uh, "issues" with Oregon. That particular state and I are both happier not seeing each other. ;)
 
Oregon is awesome though.
 
I have, uh, "issues" with Oregon. That particular state and I are both happier not seeing each other. ;)

Story time? What about Washington?
 
Oregon is a swamp. Washington is a freezing swamp.
 
If you send me your address, I might send you the ice trays I'm not using.. OR SOMETHING.
 
700 E. Weber Drive, Apt. 26
Tempe, AZ 85281
 
Has your douchebag landlord fixed anything yet?
 
I have, uh, "issues" with Oregon. That particular state and I are both happier not seeing each other. ;)

Statute of limitations takes FOREVER, don't it?
 
What was the single greatest moment of 1985?
 
Which of these 3 comedies from the 80's is the best?

Bachelor Party
Airplane
Plaines, Trains & Automobiles
 
Batshit insanity: All that it's cracked up to be or just a slow path to an heroism?
 
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