Ask Yub stuff. Or something else.

[Yub]

Ask me a question. Post a one sided convo and and I'll fill in my side. Have me fill in word bubbles. Whatever, just fill this thread to the brim with stuff for me to answer.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Where precisely is the "brim" on this thread?

 

[Yub]

Well technically there isn't one. But it's a colloquialism, so just get typing and entertain me already.

 

[Dark Pickle]

OK. Question 2:

A few months back, you started a superhero caption thread.

Would you mind bumping it so I could fill in the blanks?

 

[Yub]

Tomorrow...for now I sleep.

 

[Love Child]

Hey Yub!
Howz it going?
Oh yeah?
For how long?
Really?
Wow, Omg I had no idea.
Is this something new?
How many people know?
Hmmmm
Yeah I'm good.
About 50, not too bad.
There is a place down the road.
Yeah
See ya later.

 

[Dr Dave]

Yub how do you feel about the Edwardian era?

 

[Yub]

Yub how do you feel about the Edwardian era?

I hate Twilight. Angel is the best vampire.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Ask me a question. Post a one sided convo and and I'll fill in my side. Have me fill in word bubbles. Whatever, just fill this thread to the brim with stuff for me to answer.

Would you like to suck my cock?

 

[SaintLucifer]

I hate Twilight. Angel is the best vampire.

Ah, but I would fuck THIS non-vampire until she turned blue:

 

[Yub]

Would you like to suck my cock?

No. With it so firmly wedged up your own arse, I would find it difficult, even if I did want to.

 

[FBI parte due]

Would you rather do Michael Jackson circa Thriller era, or Cher as she is right now?

 

[SaintLucifer]

No. With it so firmly wedged up your own arse, I would find it difficult, even if I did want to.

Ah, so you are aware of the incredible length of my cock to know that I am capable of sticking it up my own asshole were I so inclined? I knew you have been thinking about my schlong.

 

[Yub]

I assumed you would crave your own cock so much as to remove it and insert it.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Dear Yub,

Why does St. Luceyfag insist on making this such a funny thread?

Sincerely,
The Pickle Pussy Patrol.

 

[Yub]

LC:Hey Yub!
Y: Hey there.
LC:Howz it going?
Y: I am sleepy.
LC:Oh yeah?
Y: Hey I've been partying.
LC:For how long?
Y: 3 weeks straight. No sleep.
LC::Really?
Y: I went legally insane after the first 72 hours.
LC:Wow, Omg I had no idea.
Y: Yes. The voices of the gerbils warriors of ancient Africa helped me on my journey to enlightenment. Would you like to see my holy garden fork?
LC:Is this something new?
Y: No. I have used it many times to slay the foes of enlightenment.
LC:How many people know?
Y:None. Their blood stains the prongs of my instrument of deliverance.
LC:Hmmmm
Y: Have you heard the voices of the gerbils?
LC:Yeah I'm good.
Y: See the infidels I've stabbed with my HOLY FORK!
LC:About 50, not too bad.
Y: Now, the gerbils say I must bury them.
LC:There is a place down the road.
Y: The llamas will give you more wisdom if you help the gerbils and I.
LC:Yeah
Y: I will see you there, padawan.
LC:See ya later.

 

[Yub]

Dear Yub,

Why does St. Luceyfag insist on making this such a funny thread?

Sincerely,
The Pickle Pussy Patrol.

If he isn't screaming LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME at the top of his voice, he fears he will melt like wax under the desert sun. I think he would cut himself and cry.

 

[Yub]

Would you rather do Michael Jackson circa Thriller era, or Cher as she is right now?

That's a tough one.





















































































































Michael Jackson.

 

[Dark Pickle]

I don't care how old she is! Colour changing kiddie touchers with monkies and plastic surgery addictions are CREEPY

 

[SaintLucifer]

I don't care how old she is! Colour changing kiddie touchers with monkies and plastic surgery addictions are CREEPY

Yub is a kiddy toucher with monkies and a plastic surgery addiction? Quite right, that IS creepy.