ATTENTION ACTORS:

[Big Dick McGee]

AM I ONLY ONE HERE WITH GOOD EYESIGHT?

No, I'm 37, never needed corrective lenses or contacts. Got my eyes checked last year, and I still have 20/15 eyesight. No problems reading, but I assume in a couple of years I'll need reading glasses. Fuck it, I'll just buy the ones they have on the rack there at Target.

 

[Ishcabittle]

you lucky asshole. my 1st grade teacher had a sitdown with my mother, asking me why i was disinterested in class and often would get questions wrong on my quizzes. my mom thought for a moment, then wrote something on the board. i was all, "it's too foggy". glasses the next day. then i fucking aced 1st grade, they couldn't stop me.

 

[curiousa2z]

see what glasses have done for you, you ungrateful wretch!
and now ya wanna just throw 'em away!

 

[curiousa2z]

vs. a lifetime of perfect vision and no hassle.

yeah - if nothing goes wrong.


if it does, are ya just gonna try again with that spare set of eyes at home?

 

[CaptainWacky]

We'll be cloning eyes soon enough.