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Attention Canadians...

Starship Coyote

The Merchant of Menace
That link is all fucked up. Is this what you meant?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070228/wl_canada_afp/canadaenvironmentkyoto


The guy is fucking bonkers.



OTTAWA (AFP) - A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change, a local paper said Wednesday.


"I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation ... that could be a way to save our planet," Paul Hellyer, 83, told the Ottawa Citizen.

Alien spacecrafts would have traveled vast distances to reach Earth, and so must be equipped with advanced propulsion systems or used exceptional fuels, he told the newspaper.

Such alien technologies could offer humanity alternatives to fossil fuels, he said, pointing to the enigmatic 1947 incident in Roswell, New Mexico -- which has become a shrine for UFO believers -- as an example of alien contact.

"We need to persuade governments to come clean on what they know. Some of us suspect they know quite a lot, and it might be enough to save our planet if applied quickly enough," he said.

Hellyer became defense minister in former prime minister Lester Pearson's cabinet in 1963, and oversaw the controversial integration and unification of Canada's army, air force and navy into the Canadian Forces.

He shocked Canadians in September 2005 by announcing he once saw a UFO.
 
Oh those silly Canadians with their ehs and their bums and their aliens...
 
Ehs and bums and aliens, OH MY!
 
Damn Bush for not signing Kyoto and releasing teh Alienz Technologeeze!
 
It's the Global Warming.

:vert:
 
When is the mothership returning?
 
Cranky Bastard said:
When is the mothership returning?

Sunday at Noon. You have to be in Hollywood though to get on it.
 
Dunno who he is.
Sounds like some 83 year old man with dementia IMHO.
Other than that, good for a wink and a nudge.
 
None of this shit would've started up if that fucker Apophis hadn't had to go and bring his dumb fuckin' fleet to the dumb fuckin' solar system and start up his dumb fuckin' shit.

Dumb gay snake-head.
 
^I didn't want to be rude and mention that.
 
I wonder why Al Gore hasn't mentioned this possibility.

Maybe he's still sworn to secrecy under penalty of Death by Grease Fire.
 
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