ATTENTION CHATTERS

[Cassie]

I don't think I'll be in the chat tonight. I have to go to a viewing... THAT IS, my cousin died and we have to go look at her tonight.

Don't worry, this isn't a sad and depressing THING (for me, anyway). JUST SOMETHING I HAVE TO GO DO.

I didn't post this in the chat bump thread because Dr Dave gets ANGRY when that thread is bumped and there ain't no chatting going on.

 

[Dr Dave]

Sorry for your loss.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why do people think anyone would want to look at a dead body? When I die (WHICH WILL BE SOON) I want to be burned instantly and have the "Song Of Storms" from Ocarina Of Time played on a constant loop at my funeral.

 

[Gagh]

I want to be sold to the Iranians for research into PIGDOG WESTERNERS.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm sorry Cassie.

I want to be fashioned into spam and emailed to Russians.

 

[Loktar]

Sorry for your loss, Cassie.

I want to be shot out into space when I die, and if I'm lucky I'll land on a Genesis planet.

 

[ThatSunrise]

Sorry. Have a tolerable wake.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I hope it doesn't turn out to be too stressful, even if you're not expecting it to be.

 

[Cassie]

I got home in time for some chat. NOW IT LOOKS LIEK I'M A CHAT LIAR.

The viewing was actually pretty nice. I mena there was still a dead person in a casket, but there wasn't any crazy sad weeping and wailing. My cousin had been sick for a long time, but she was a lot of fun and we all got to party with her one last time at Christmas.

 

[CaptainWacky]

:huggles:

 

[Homo Erectus]

sorry your cousin died Cassie. At least she didn't wake up and try to bite you in the middle of the wake. It's nice you got to send her off before she passed. When I die I expect no tears and want no whining. Just box me up and burn me.

 

[Loktar]

When I die I expect no tears and want no whining. Just box me up and burn me.

Thats basically the same thing my mom said she wants when she dies.

 

[Consumer]

I want to be cremated and then loaded into a star-shell. At the wake, shoot me out of a cannon!

 

[curiousa2z]

the minions already know i want a loud Irish wake with singing and drinking and telling outrageous stories about me, leading to drunken singing and even more outrageous lies.
Since a big send-off involving a burning boat would require everyone locating to Newfoundland to get away with it, [hmmmm knowing some of my friends, maybe not ],
a cremation and scattering my dust among the roses will suffice. the roses will love it.

I am so glad you got to hang with your cousin, sweetie pie CassieSassyPants. Closure is a good thing still. <3