Attention: jack's employers!

[Shatna]

Well, hopefully before then.

My sister can really stay angry for a long time though. This wasn't even my fault, it was her boyfriend's. But she can't be angry at him, so I became the next best thing.

Sisters!!!!

Mmmm... sisters.... :twisted:


Er, I mean... :|

 

[Mandi]

I've noticed. Is it possible to delete every new member in the last 4 months from the database?

Even me?

 

[Gagh]

Sure. Why not?

 

[Techman]

"This is what we call parody."

What Valerie is doing isn't parody, it's libel per se, and there is a difference. When it was parody I didn't say a word. It stopped being parody after Valerie called my boss and directed them to this board.

What nutcase gives their boss the directions to a BBS?

 

[Mandi]

 

[Gagh]

:twisted: :who?me?:

 

[Techman]

I have something called "Troll Call"... where I have talked on the phone to quite a few people on this board and others. I've also talked on MSN and Yahoo. Im told I have an evil giggle.


mm

And a nice wiggle.

 

[Gagh]

So, you've got a 'Clinton' have you, Techman?

 

[Techman]

Oh..... not bad. But "Bob Manners, fat bald 50 year old trucker" just doesnt work. Too many people have heard me/seen me by now.


mm

No kidding. :scared:

 

[Techman]

So, you've got a 'Clinton' have you, Techman?

I'm sorry...a what? :huh:

 

[Gagh]

Oh dear Lord, surely I don't have to explain that?

 

[Techman]

Oh dear Lord, surely I don't have to explain that?

Sorry...I'm not into the "jargon" of this board.

A "Clinton?"

 

[Gagh]

Uh. Wiggle. Bent Cock. Bill Clinton.

 

[Techman]

Uh. Wiggle. Bent Cock. Bill Clinton.

Oh good grief. :huh:

 

[Gagh]

You betya - So awful, I'm proud!

 

[Kim Nyholm]

"This is what we call parody."

What Valerie is doing isn't parody, it's libel per se, and there is a difference. When it was parody I didn't say a word. It stopped being parody after Valerie called my boss and directed them to this board.

While Vap's employers are here, I thought I should point out that, on top of the fact that he spends every minute of his workday jacking off on this website for retarded teens, Vap has also been having weekend sex with his neighbors' pets, and neither these neighbors nor their pets have consented to these abominable acts of sodomy.

 

[Lust]

I'm curious about something Kim. I've watched you troll Jack and have read some of the Comicon threads about the two of you so I'm curious, have you and Jack ever actually met face to face in real life?

 

[Kim Nyholm]

I'm curious about something Kim. I've watched you troll Jack and have read some of the Comicon threads about the two of you so I'm curious, have you and Jack ever actually met face to face in real life?

Don't be ridiculous! Jack and I can NEVER meet face-to-face because we are THE SAME PERSON.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

I missed something apparently.

 

[Lilac]

You and me both. Meh.