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Attention Miss Manners

I'll write a searing, sexy lady_elena_wf fanfic in exchange for one more glimpse of the pool pic. :D
 
lady_elena_wf said:
Jack: You've already seen my pics. What can you offer me that might persuade me to repost my pool pic?

DB: Yes, I am a soldier. Thank you.
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I'd create a sexy uberdual for you that would let you take out pixiefrou frou for example :bigass:
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
Fuck grammar, yeah it's spelled with an "a" by the way. The only thing I need be concerned with his how deep, how fast, what angle and how hard. But not in a Type-O-Negative way mind you.
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I don't think lady elena is into bestiality.
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
Fuck grammar, yeah it's spelled with an "a" by the way. The only thing I need be concerned with his how deep, how fast, what angle and how hard. But not in a Type-O-Negative way mind you.
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I hate you sometimes. :smooch:
I just meant that I had no clue about what you were trying to convey. I never said I was a good at spelling.

Um...not too deep, really fast, be on top, and as hard as possible. :smooch:
 
lady_elena_wf said:

Nope, I'm not. Thank you for the faith. I am considering Bondage though...any tips for beginners?
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Why yes, that new stretchy black mylar type stuff is safe, and effective, and doesnt cut off the circulation at all.

I prefer the bedposts, but a makeshift plywood pillory is equally useful.
 
lady_elena_wf said:

I hate you sometimes. :smooch:
I just meant that I had no clue about what you were trying to convey. I never said I was a good at spelling.

Um...not too deep, really fast, be on top, and as hard as possible. :smooch:
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How about up against the bathroom sink in front of the mirror, w/ you propped up till the point your tippy toes touch the floor?
 
Addendum to my offer: my hot, sex-drenched lady_elena_wf fanfic will NOT feature jack.

Nothing personal. :D
 
Did you know "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts"??

Well, now you do :bigass:
 
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Thats funny, me as a fucking sim.

he'll have to wreck the fucking place in the end, you know this dont you?
 
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