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Attention: THERE IS NO REASON TO COME TO CALIFORNIA

The beaches here in the Bay Area are freezing cold the whole year too. It can be 95 degrees at my house, I drive 30 minutes to the bay or 2 hours to the coast and the water is too fucking cold to set foot in.

Buy an above-ground pool. Put it... at your house.
 
Why? So you can pee in it?
 
No. I would never pee in an above-ground pool.

Unless I was standing on the roof. That might be fun.
 
Neon, why you want a pool that need nasty chemicals for its upkeep? You live on a tropical peninsula surrounded by Palm trees and warm azure waters!
 
But the waters in and around Florida are home to 70-year-old men and women, their tanned hides resembling nothing so much as naughahyde bags, their flabby bodies encased in the smallest of bikinins and banana hammocks.

Why would anyone choose to subject themselves to such retina-scorching horror?
 
lol- You really ARE a denizen of Hell Eh!
kill yourself before you get old!
 
Neon, why you want a pool that need nasty chemicals for its upkeep? You live on a tropical peninsula surrounded by Palm trees and warm azure waters!
And huricanes galore. You should see the insurence bill.
 
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