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[jack]

How old are you, bitch?

 

[NaughtE]

Not as old as you, bitch.

 

[jack]

Kid gloves off now?

 

[jack]

You could NEVER be as old as me. I was on the towers at Woodstock.

 

[NaughtE]

You had baby goats on your hands?

Ewwww.

 

[NaughtE]

You could NEVER be as old as me. I was on the towers at Woodstock.

Which Woodstock was that - the original or the redux?

 

[jack]

I threw this lunchbox at this girl in third grade....when they delivered corporal punishment for infractions of that type. During the process Kennedy was slaughtered, and as a reslut, I was never punished, in some sort of twisted forgiveness for his killing.

Fuck you.

 

[jack]

Which Woodstock was that - the original or the redux?

stfu. My kids are older (and more lucid) than y'all.

 

[NaughtE]

Don't you post in threes?

 

[jack]

When you're not interrupting, absolutely.

 

[jack]

Is that you in your av? You should lay off the hard liquor. I know I'm ugly, but SHEESH

 

[NaughtE]

Absolutely? Always? Every freaking time?

Is that some sort of obsessive-compulsive type disorder?

 

[jack]

btw, if you're going to wear a wifebeater, you should have a mullet

 

[jack]

Absolutely? Always? Every freaking time?

Is that some sort of obsessive-compulsive type disorder?

What?

 

[NaughtE]

Is that you in your av? You should lay off the hard liquor. I know I'm ugly, but SHEESH

Pretty is as pretty does.

 

[jack]

My neck is so stiff today, it reminds me of my dick. You have no idea. I stacked a half cord of wood today to beat the rain, which never came.

Advil, or Vicodin?

 

[NaughtE]

btw, if you're going to wear a wifebeater, you should have a mullet

Are you an authority on mullets or on wifebeaters or both?

 

[jack]

I'm not an authority on anything. My timing is mostly exquisite.

 

[NaughtE]

My neck is so stiff today, it reminds me of my dick.

Your neck is short too?

You have no idea. I stacked a half cord of wood today to beat the rain, which never came.

Try washing the car.

Advil, or Vicodin?

No thanks.

 

[NaughtE]

I'm not an authority on anything. My timing is mostly exquisite.

Except for when you are stacking wood to beat the rain that doesn't come.