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AVRIL LAVIGNE

Lord Raffles

Lord Raffles

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Vulgar... here lies my next final solution!
 
You should call the Arizona Police Department and ask them how well the cooperation with the Vermont Police Department is going :)
 
No need, I have all the notes I took at the station yesterday. The department is two miles away.

Have fun. I know I will.
 
Lord Raffles said:
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Vulgar... here lies my next final solution!
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Ah. Someone's jealous because a 17 year old Canadian girl from the small town of Napanee Ontario earned more money at that age than he ever will his entire life. Poor little chap. Damn. The green-eyed monster possesses the little RAFFIE. Tch, tch.
 
S. SaDiablo said:
I saw her perform on SNL awhile back...she's awful. Thank goodness for studio equipment, I guess...
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She is awful? I personally do not like her but I will admit talent where I see it. You say she is awful. Her record sales to date state otherwise. Cheerio.
 
SaintLucifer said:
She is awful? I personally do not like her but I will admit talent where I see it. You say she is awful. Her record sales to date state otherwise. Cheerio.
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On CD, sure, she sounds good. Live? She's absolutely terrible. With that kind of so-called "talent" one wonders who she had to fuck to get to the top...
 
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On CD, sure, she sounds good. Live? She's absolutely terrible. With that kind of so-called "talent" one wonders who she had to fuck to get to the top...
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I know her history. You don't. Do not attempt to argue about a Canadian WITH a Canadian. I can GUARANTEE she slept with no one to get to the top. Her rise to the top was thanks to her own merit. Now run along. Shoo.
 
SaintLucifer said:
I know her history. You don't. Do not attempt to argue about a Canadian WITH a Canadian. I can GUARANTEE she slept with no one to get to the top. Her rise to the top was thanks to her own merit. Now run along. Shoo.
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Oh, I didn't know you were in charge of keeping track of her sexual history. My mistake... :roll:
 
S. SaDiablo said:
Oh, I didn't know you were in charge of keeping track of her sexual history. My mistake... :roll:
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Hmm. So this is what you are forced to resort to now that I have made you look stupid yes? Angry about a teen having done more in her short life than you ever will up to the moment you die yes? You must feel very small right now. SMALL. There. I made the letters seem larger. Does this perhaps make you feel better?
 
SaintLucifer said:
Hmm. So this is what you are forced to resort to now that I have made you look stupid yes? Angry about a teen having done more in her short life than you ever will up to the moment you die yes? You must feel very small right now. SMALL. There. I made the letters seem larger. Does this perhaps make you feel better?
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Sugar, you don't make me look stupid--you make yourself look stupid. And why would I be jealous? She dropped out of high school while I'm pursuing a degree...
 
So if I'm an American, why does he try to argue over American things? According to him, I should be the expert, right?
 
I didn't read the whole thread, but I'm just gonna come out and say it.

Avril looks like a skinny Axl Rose w/ small tits.


With that being said, I'd still fuck her.
 
S. SaDiablo said:
Sugar, you don't make me look stupid--you make yourself look stupid. And why would I be jealous? She dropped out of high school while I'm pursuing a degree...
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*ROTFLMAO* So dumb aren't you? Pursuing a degree are you? She could purchase the university you attend and turn it into a parking lot. You would see fit to compare yourself with a 'girl' who could purchase your entire life with her pocket change? Oh yes. Smart individual aren't you? That degree you are so proud of? Knowing Avril, she would point at you, laugh, then spit on your degree as she walks out after tossing a loonie on the floor in front of you. What kills me is the fact you KNOW this. I find it odd when people put down such successful people. As Janet once sang 'What Have You Done For MY Lately' oooooyaah!

Allow me to put things into the proper perspective for you. Were you to see Avril in person, you would fawn all over her in an attempt to gain her attention and hopefully favour. She would not even notice you were there any more than she would notice the speck of dirt upon the bottom of her boots. You know this hence your diatribe attempting to ridicule her. This is a common theme. Those who are older than another not succeeding the way the other has. She was 17 when she made her first album. 17. Does this not put things into perspective for you? What were you doing at 17? Attempting to find a job at the local Kwik-E-Mart? Christ. I fail to understand people such as yourself who refuse to give credit where credit is due. I say she has not slept with a single record executive. You say she has and in order to back up your argument you ask if I have been keeping track of her sex life. I say no. I would easily respond in kind - have you? How do you know she has been sleeping with record execs? Neither of us does. How could we? I merely state in my opinion there is no way it could have happened. I shall tell you why. Her parents. I have seen them on OUR national news many times and there is NO WAY they would allow the wrong man within 50 metres of their daughter. Now please sit back and shut the fuck up about things which you know nothing.
 
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