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AVRIL LAVIGNE

BitchSlapSmitty said:
I didn't read the whole thread, but I'm just gonna come out and say it.

Avril looks like a skinny Axl Rose w/ small tits.


With that being said, I'd still fuck her.
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Odd response. If she looks like a skinny Axl Rose with small tis, why would you fuck her? That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. You put down her looks yet state you would still take her. I know lots of ugly bitches in Toronto. I could introduce you to some.

Many in in the US music industry consider Avril Lavigne to be extremely beautiful. Have you seen her eyes? They are gorgeous and you know it. Her only flaw would be the fact she is so tiny. Take care though, this is a young girl who pushed record label execs around, not the other way around as many of your favourite stars have. They wanted Avril to sing a different brand of music. She told them to go 'fuck off'. Gee, wonder how many of your heroic adult singers have done the same? I give Avril credit for sticking with her principles. One thing is for certain, she is a true anti-Britney.
 
Not really. He usually just repeats "*ROTFLMAO*" and "*God, you're an idiot and I'm Canadian" to try to distract us from the fact that he's an idiot.

Doesn't really work, though.
 
S. SaDiablo said:
Wow, Luci, did I hit a raw nerve? I don't believe you actually took the time to type all that. :roll:
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What time? You forget my typing skills. It probably took me as long to type that as it took you to type the above. Silly little girl.
 
FBI parte due said:
Not really. He usually just repeats "*ROTFLMAO*" and "*God, you're an idiot and I'm Canadian" to try to distract us from the fact that he's an idiot.

Doesn't really work, though.
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If such is the case, then my work is done since you have become aware of it. This shows you read every single one of my posts. Hmm. Idiot admits to reading my posts then tells me he does not care for them. Interesting. If you feel that way you moron, then don't read my posts? Could I make it any simpler?
 
S. SaDiablo said:
Wow, Luci, did I hit a raw nerve? I don't believe you actually took the time to type all that shit. :roll:
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See that? 3 posts in a matter of minutes. Speed you moron. It is not my problem you type so slowly.
 
SaintLucifer said:
If such is the case, then my work is done since you have become aware of it. This shows you read every single one of my posts. Hmm. Idiot admits to reading my posts then tells me he does not care for them. Interesting. If you feel that way you moron, then don't read my posts? Could I make it any simpler?
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You could try doing it without glaring logical fallacies. ;)
 
SaintLucifer said:
Ah. Someone's jealous because a 17 year old Canadian girl from the small town of Napanee Ontario earned more money at that age than he ever will his entire life. Poor little chap. Damn. The green-eyed monster possesses the little RAFFIE. Tch, tch.
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I knew I could rely on you SaintLucifer to keep my thread going as I enjoyed the sun - we shall forever be good friends.
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
Cause I'm a multi-racial hetero-sexual male w/ a gay fetish for Axl Rose in an A-cup bra?
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Ah yes. I rather heard about your misfortune of being born without an ethnic identity. You are therefore a fucking MUTT. I guess your anger is understandable. natch.
 
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