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Awww, DAMMIT...T-Shirt Hell is closing...

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
Apparently he's gotten tired of doing it:
T-SHIRT HELL SAYS GOODBYE

I'm done. I'm finished. I can't take the stupidity anymore, so I'm leaving and I'm taking my website with me. As of Tuesday, Feb 10, 2009, T-Shirt Hell will be no more.

No, I'm not selling out to some douchebag corporate entity. No, we're not being sued by any of the over 40 companies that have sent us cease and desists over the years. No, I'm not going to jail (yet) and no, it's not because of the economy. Although, the recent dip in sales certainly does make the idea easier to accept, even though we still sell over 3000 shirts a week.

I started this company in June of 2001, nearly 8 years ago, with the intention of producing the best satirical, the most controversial, the funniest t-shirts on the internet. Generally speaking, I feel I've accomplished that and am satisfied with what we've put out. I made a shitload of dough along the way. I've done cocaine off the better body parts of supermodels. I've even raped and killed a mountain panda in the hills of Shaanxi. But these perks are besides the point.

I just don't feel like dealing with idiots anymore. I'll give you an example of the kind of misguided morons we deal with on a regular basis at T-Shirt Hell. We released a new shirt a couple weeks ago that says "It's not gay if you beat them up afterwards". I will not explain the irony or the social commentary of the slogan because anyone with half a brain should be able to handle that on their own. Problem is, we've been besieged with emails from angry people complaining about the "fact" that the shirt is hate speech or that we're promoting gay bashing and should take it down immediately. ...
Eh. Maybe business is bad. Maybe he absconded with the money. But whatever, I'll miss the place.

No, I never actually bought one of their shirts, (although someone gave me the Al Gore Internet/Global Warming one) but I've always enjoyed them. And once upon a time I used the "George Bush: Love him or hate him, he's killed a ton of Arabs" shirt as an avatar over at Wordforge.

RIP T-Shirt Hell.
 
If you're selling 3000 shirts a week you don't close up shop because some morons sent you some hate mail. It doesn't make any sense.
 
Kinda what I thought. If I were running a successful business that PC goofballs hated, I'd hug that hatemail to me like a warm blanket. I'd funnel some of the money into killing fuzzy kittens or stomping puppies, or maybe sending smallpox-infested blankets to children in "developing" countries.
 
I've never actually bought one either (has anyone!?) but I've always enjoyed viewing the links. :(

That reason does sound a bit suspect. Maybe his arms were horribly scarred in an accident and he can't face even looking at a t-shirt anymore.
 
I started this company in June of 2001, nearly 8 years ago, with the intention of producing the best satirical, the most controversial, the funniest t-shirts on the internet.

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Problem is, we've been besieged with emails from angry people complaining about the "fact" that the shirt is hate speech or that we're promoting gay bashing and should take it down immediately. ...

You reap what you sow. Of course "they" are idiots and "they" are what your shirts were really making fun of and "they" are what kept you in the public eye.
 
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