Badlands Army Outpost

[Dual]

Soldiers, report in!

-Colonel Dual

 

[Kitty]

lol

 

[Pandora]

Wtf? where is the war?

 

[Kitty]

Apparently, the sirens went off in the Badlands. High amounts of radiation are expected, of the RL kind.

 

[Bickendan]

Again.

 

[Conchaga]

Yes, I highly suggest we wait it out up here in the mountains. We'll be safe from the rising levels of spam and drama.

 

[Conchaga]

OK, I've necro'd a few of TP's largest threads. That should provide enough spam fodder to last us for a while.

 

[Dual]

General Conchaga, Captain Kitty, Special Agent Bick, and Corporal Pandora: Welcome to our new province!

 

[Pandora]

Not exactly sure what I missed while I was busy earlier, but ok.

 

[Dual]

Not exactly sure what I missed while I was busy earlier, but ok.

The Badlands Republic Empire is growing; this is our first foreign province.

 

[Pandora]

Ok makes sense now

 

[Conchaga]

Excellent. Everything is moving swiftly and smoothly. I expect light resistance tomorrow. However, I'm sure we can handle it.

 

[Dual]

In time, our empire shall grow to encompass all of TK.

 

[Pandora]

Well in that case I will help tomorrow it's very late.

 

[Conchaga]

Captain Kitty is moving faster than expected with the new Spamcapital. She's a go-getter.

 

[The Dork Lord]

1234
WTF
ARE WE FITING FOR?!?!

 

[Dual]

Welcome to the theatre of operations, Grenadier Pickle.

 

[Kitty]

The expansion of the Badlands.

 

[Conchaga]

It's about time we re-claimed this dusty piece of forum. We'll make it a newer, better spam-filled area, laden with drama, bacon, sex, and spam. It will be beautiful again.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Welcome to the theatre of operations, Grenadier Pickle.

Nonsense. Give me a M-16, a bayonet, and a fireteam of marines!

OOOOORAH!