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I wouldn't say that, I'd just say I'm in much more pleasant company than the alternative. I thought Mock actually stood for something. Imagine my surprise when it revealed itself otherwise.

Explains a lot about things, imo.

What did you think it stood for? It's just a regular forum filled with regular people and I doubt its existence makes any difference in the grand scheme of things. It was Frank's idea to start it because of some prickly members (LC and Sinister) that couldn't behave on his first forum (that started life as a coin collector's hang-out until the bulk of the members pissed Frank off and he banned everyone when they wouldn't obey his myriad rules... sound familiar?) and when he got fed up with the bullshit, Duchess took it over and it's now apparently a vanity project for her. It certainly isn't filled with the creme de la creme of civilizations best and brightest.
 
Well, I embraced the concept of "Mock Theology" (as I coined it) because I liked the idea of people who had no idea what trolls were in trolling mode. That's all I saw there. So-called "normal" people being far more vicious (in a supposedly friendly) way that I usually was when in troll mode. In fact, I hung up my troll skates when I logged in there and enjoyed the banter. It was fun at first. I ignored the rather seamy underbelly (like Cracker, and F2, and especially KS) and ignored the same cliqueshness that became more apparent, because I liked not being in troll mode while I was there.

Then Dick fucked shit up, and Gear decided to pull the same bullshit there that he pulled at every other board I posted with him at, and the truth is, it's a shithole. I got banned for nothing, and in hindsight, it's one of the best things that has happened to me since posting on the internetz.

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Douche is a hardcore troll (I've seen her in action at Topix and other trollsites, and she's a pretty fucked up poster) Not to mention it was also nice to discover who my real friends were (and werent).

Anyway, if it comes off as bitter and jealous because I'm not all weepy and "oh please let me back in" call it what you want. I stopped caring about an hour after I couldn't log in there any more.

I think the bitterness and jealousy is more obvious from the one person who just keeps mentioning me by name nearly every post, and isn't contributing much elsewhere.

That's really all I have left to offer about that rather vanilla vanity website. Good luck to them.
 
I've never seen Duchess come up with a good insult except when she was blistering LC's ass for being an alcoholic and posting drunken gibberish. That's one time in four years? She's one of the weakest posters there. What kind of trolling did she do on topix?
 
It certainly isn't filled with the creme de la creme of civilizations best and brightest.

In its defense, Mock has a much higher IQ than Reject Haven.

In criticism of Mock, its hypocritical that they demoted Love Child for her nosebleed sex story yet its ok to talk about buttplugs like your discussing what to have for dinner.
 
In its defense, Mock has a much higher IQ than Reject Haven.

In criticism of Mock, its hypocritical that they demoted Love Child for her nosebleed sex story yet its ok to talk about buttplugs like your discussing what to have for dinner.

Weak praise indeed.
 
In it's defense, Mock is run by someone who wears a different face on that site. Why do you think Flag is so insistent (still) on getting in there? Gear tried to suggest it was because Im flag (lol) but he was banging that door down long before I ever posted there. Duchy found out the hard way about Flag long before he ever PI'd Iggy here at TK (remember Lox??) She hooked that fish more than a few years ago.

I won't be scapegoated in that manner again. Anyone who suggests I'm flag is in on it with him to try to obfuscate what's really happening.
 
In it's defense, Mock is run by someone who wears a different face on that site. Why do you think Flag is so insistent (still) on getting in there? Gear tried to suggest it was because Im flag (lol) but he was banging that door down long before I ever posted there. Duchy found out the hard way about Flag long before he ever PI'd Iggy here at TK (remember Lox??) She hooked that fish more than a few years ago.

I won't be scapegoated in that manner again. Anyone who suggests I'm flag is in on it with him to try to obfuscate what's really happening.

I've seen Duchess claim to be a master troll. She'd announce that she just came back from upsetting some forum by posting "I'm here to milk the lolcows." Wow, how scathing.

Maybe I'm just not understanding how this trolling business works. That doesn't sound much better than Internet Troll's "THIS THREAD IS SHIT!!!" announcement.
 
IT posted here for a while, he had quite a different schtick and was finally driven off/banned. his fourchan bullshit bores me to fucking tears over there. Id like to stick my hands in shit and then claw his face after.

You know how I'm loved by many in that "way"?? It's because trolling (when done properly) is supposed to piss you the fuck off. She's probably almost as good at pissing people off as I am.

I'm trying hard to "reform". It's a challenge.
 
I doubt anyone cares but I'd really enjoy seeing Donovan post in other threads with non-Jack comments.

I do from time to time. Mostly I'm just responding to stuff he's said here, and that's only out of consideration for years of knowing each other. This is not me and Jack sparring: I already did that song and dance years ago. If I didn't have history with him I'd just be ignoring the silliness.
 
I already did that song and dance years ago.

Which one are you in this chorus line? :P

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Playing the sock card displays bitterness and jealousy. You know it isn't true, but you just can't help yourself because it's easier than dealing with the truth. Otherwise name the socks.

Of course you don't fucking care ;)
FTFY, and why the hell should I be able to keep your multiple identities straight when you can't even seem to?

TK is "dead" dontcha know?
You nearly fucking killed it with the Eloisel redux. I am pleased to see you let that dead horse RIP.
This post reeks a bit of bitterness and jealousy.

I'm just sayin'
That's Old Spice Bitterness and Jealousy scented pitstick. It's new.
In it's defense, Mock is run by someone who wears a different face on that site. Why do you think Flag is so insistent (still) on getting in there? Gear tried to suggest it was because Im flag (lol) but he was banging that door down long before I ever posted there. Duchy found out the hard way about Flag long before he ever PI'd Iggy here at TK (remember Lox??) She hooked that fish more than a few years ago.

I won't be scapegoated in that manner again. Anyone who suggests I'm flag is in on it with him to try to obfuscate what's really happening.
Saying you were THE Flag is Gear's thing. I don't fully agree with him although I think there's strong evidence to support frequent impersonations on your part, especially when entering new forums.
 
PS after over a decade on the inta net I just figured out how to use the multiquote button, and it took Duchess telling me how. All these years I have been doing it the hard way. Therefore, we are all capable of learning. Fucking imagine that.
 
In its defense, Mock has a much higher IQ than Reject Haven.

In criticism of Mock, its hypocritical that they demoted Love Child for her nosebleed sex story yet its ok to talk about buttplugs like your discussing what to have for dinner.

I find nothing to disagree with in this post.
 
When you give up the idea that I post with socks wherever I'm posting, maybe we can be friendly again. Never posted with anything but Ma at Mock ever. TK is the same. I have three socks that I can actually use here, shall I name them? Defeats the purpose I know, which is why I don't use them.

The past is the past.
 
When you give up the idea that I post with socks wherever I'm posting, maybe we can be friendly again. Never posted with anything but Ma at Mock ever. TK is the same. I have three socks that I can actually use here, shall I name them? Defeats the purpose I know, which is why I don't use them.

The past is the past.

It was never about socks.
 
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