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No shit, that ebay thing was 14 fucking years ago. Even if you HAD stolen the pic, it's over the statute of limitations anyway. And it sounds like you didn't.

Why are you such a magnet for this shit, Jack? You seem like a perfectly pleasant fellow.
 
LOL that's because I've changed my stripes over the last couple years. I used to be a hater and I fought with everyone, knock down dragout shit. I coined the term "fuck you in the neck" and was known for several other memes like "don't squeeze the base on the upstroke", and "is that your shit on my dick" and other such pleasantries.

I'm still good for it on occassion, but for the most part just try to get along with everyone.
 
Could care less at this point :shrugs: I still feel the same way I've always felt about him, just not taking his bully pulpit prosletysing any more.
 
I uncovered that Hellman also bought some teletubby and Kermit the Frog soft (sex) toys for 'Alice'

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Anyway...the "stolen artwork" refers to my original troll of Comicon.com over 15 years ago, I believe. Someone "stole" some of "steves" Swamp Thing artwork from the DC offices. Still hasn't ever been recovered. I owned a splash page from one of the issues that steve drew, and I was selling it on eBay (got 850) for it. There was a HUGE to do about it being one of the stolen pages (and Rick knew it wasn't stolen, but was hungry for hits to the fledgling site at the time) so he let the controversy simmer until Steve himself got involved on the boards, explained that I not only owned the work, but had the right to sell it. Pissed off Rick pretty righteously. I was so pissed at the treatment I received that I decided to troll the fuck out of the board as a result. I was extremely successful, since the Gutters were created to "contain" the type of posting I became "infamous" for.

The Hellman ebay thing is much funnier. Hellman tried to troll me in the Gutters by posting links to some of my eBay auctions and making fun of the books I was selling. I used to make pretty good coin selling books both at my store in the 90's and on eBay, and became very irritated at his constant bullshit about what I was doing, so I searched his auctions and discovered he'd been buying size 2 little girl shoes. Several pair. I thought it odd, so I posted the links in response. Turns out I busted him on it, because he made up this story about how he was buying the shoes for his "wife".

Still hasn't ever shown his wife's feet. Pretty sure there isn't a woman alive that has size two little girl feet. :bigass:

lies lies and more lies from the Gnome

but I'm glad you posted that. i'll show it to Rick and Steve and ask them to verify it
 
i don't need any evidence. Vap is a pathological liar. he knows it, everyone knows it. his family know it.

he lives in a web of lies. he's so consumed by lying, the truth and fiction have merged in his tiny wrinkled brain and he no longer even realises he's lying.

He has literally lived on the internet for the past 15 years without a day off. i wouldn't be surprised if he has morphed into a twisted corrupt AI programme and no longer exists as a physical human being. although he was barely human to begin with
 
He has literally lived on the internet for the past 15 years without a day off.

Well thats a lie. Me and jack go up to his cabin in the mountains for a few weeks every year and have a man-cation. No phone, internet, TV, or wife. Just beer, wine, hunting/fishing and stimulating conversation.
 
Damn! Not another inside war, cryptic beyond understanding to the rest of us who are looking in with out noses pressed against the glass. C'mon, what's going on? Who fell in love and then got their heart broken? 'Cuz it sounds just like a lovers' quarrel among competing frogs. I loves me a good frog story.
 
I'm not involved in any of this nonsense. Jack is pissed because I remained friendly "with his mortal enemy" and yelled at him for being a dick at Mockforums. He also got mad because I busted him on some stuff.
 
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