Barbie

[Omar]

omar play with nipplez

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm sure you do, Omar. I'm sure you do...

 

[Loktar]

omar play with nipplez

wanna play wit my nipplez?:wacko:

 

[Dark Pickle]

lol gay faggit is gay

 

[Loktar]

lol gay faggit is gay

*rapes Pickle's ovaries*

 

[Dark Pickle]

*explains the birds and bees to Loktar*

 

[Loktar]

*explains to Pickle the impossibility of a bird and bee having sex*

 

[The Dork Lord]

You're not familiar with such a common expression?

LOKTAR, ARE YOU AN ALIEN?

 

[Loktar]

You're not familiar with such a common expression?

LOKTAR, ARE YOU AN ALIEN?

Oh, you Earthlings and your expressions. How very human.

 

[Cock]

I killed a hobo

 

[Dark Pickle]

Was it an alien hobo?

 

[Loktar]

Was it an alien hobo?

I hope not. GRR!

*pulls out an anal probe*

 

[The Dork Lord]

You should wash that thing before using it again...

 

[Loktar]

You should wash that thing before using it again...

Bah! You humans and your antiquated concepts of hygiene.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Yeah, we're real uptight that way...

 

[Loktar]

Yeah, we're real uptight that way...

I see...

I shall have to send you to Mud Pits of Grapthor VI when I conquer this puny planet.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Hell yes! I'd twist the hell out of them! Now, it would be even better if they had a model that squealed when you did it.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Oh. Ok...

 

[Loktar]

Hell yes! I'd twist the hell out of them! Now, it would be even better if they had a model that squealed when you did it.

What are you 10? Purple Nurple much?

 

[The Dork Lord]

HAHA