CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Barty the badger was very old and wondered if he'd make it through another winter.
"Course you wll, gramps!" said his young grandson Boris. "You'll live forever!"
Barty smiled. He didn't care about living forever, as long as his grandson would live on and father more little badgers. He settled down in his badger-chair to watch the badger version of Deal Or No Deal on his badger-tv.
"This show is shite!" he complained, after 15 minutes. Boris and Betty, his grandaughter, laughed.
"That's our gramps!" said Betty, lighting up a badger-cigarette.
"Hey, I don't want you kids smoking," said Barty. "Not unless you give me one too!"
They all laughed and enjoyed a good cigarett while watched the badger version of Noel Edmonds performing. So happy were they that they fell asleep right there and then in front of the television...and old Barty had forgotten to put out his cigarette...
The fire spread fast. When the firemen arrived they managed put it out quickly, saving most of the wildlife in the forest, but there was nothing they could do for Barty, Boris and Bett.
"Damn badgers!" said a fireman, irritated. "When are they going to learn that smoking kills?"
"Course you wll, gramps!" said his young grandson Boris. "You'll live forever!"
Barty smiled. He didn't care about living forever, as long as his grandson would live on and father more little badgers. He settled down in his badger-chair to watch the badger version of Deal Or No Deal on his badger-tv.
"This show is shite!" he complained, after 15 minutes. Boris and Betty, his grandaughter, laughed.
"That's our gramps!" said Betty, lighting up a badger-cigarette.
"Hey, I don't want you kids smoking," said Barty. "Not unless you give me one too!"
They all laughed and enjoyed a good cigarett while watched the badger version of Noel Edmonds performing. So happy were they that they fell asleep right there and then in front of the television...and old Barty had forgotten to put out his cigarette...
The fire spread fast. When the firemen arrived they managed put it out quickly, saving most of the wildlife in the forest, but there was nothing they could do for Barty, Boris and Bett.
"Damn badgers!" said a fireman, irritated. "When are they going to learn that smoking kills?"
