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BATH HOUSES RUMORED TO CLEAN MEN OF ILL REPUTE

Clean me, please.
 
*wrings out sponge*

You want loofah?
 
I'M SURE HE DOESN'T, MR FANCYPANTS DADDY'SMONEY.
 
I want my feet.
 
the smell of DA FEET
 
Loofahs are rough. I like to be shammied like a vintage Mustang.
 
like a circle in a spiral
 
like a two-bit armenian.
 
No, like a shammy to my skin.
 
SHAMMY IS A SECKSUAL WERD FILLED WITH PROMISE AND HORN-BALLS ROFL!
 
KEN SHAMROCK
 
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