Battle Cry

[Cassie]

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

What is your Battle Cry?

Striding through the fields, wielding a burning branch, cometh Cassie! And she gives a low howl:

"I'm seriously going to strike a match on your crotch, and set you ablaze!!!"

 

[Ishcabittle]

Zang! Who is that, skulking along the plains! It is Ishcabittle, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, his voice cometh:

"This one's for you, mom! I pillage like the world's mightiest bad-ass!"

 

[Ishcabittle]

That's not true, not in the slightest.

 

[whisky]

Zang! Who is that, stalking through the plains! It is Whisky, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He roars mightily:

"I'm going to smack you with such reckless abandon, your screams will reanimate the dead!"

 

[whisky]

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting amidst the plains! It is Rich, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a cruel scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to flog you so hard, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!!"

 

[Conchaga]

"what do you mean, 'last call'!?!?!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Skulking along the tundra, wielding buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh CaptainWacky! And he gives a vengeful scream:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!!"

 

[Gagh]

Zang! Who is that, sprinting through the fields! It is Gagh, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He bellows mightily:

"I'm going to bruise you until Western Civilization implodes, and sever every head in sight!!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

HERe' SMY REALL ONE

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[FBI parte due]

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OON!

 

[FBI parte due]

Rampaging amidst the steppes, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh FBI Parte Due! And he gives a mighty cry:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I tear into the enemy until my glands are satisfied!"

SEXy

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just a parlour trick.

 

[Ishcabittle]

GLANDS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A GLAND DAY OUT WITH WALLAC AND VOMIT

 

[Tisiphone]

[FONT=old english text mt,old english text][SIZE=+3]R[/SIZE]ampaging on the freeway, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Tisiphone! And she gives a cruel roar:[/FONT]
"I'm going to smack you until I am off parole!!!"

 

[Tisiphone]

And here's with my real name. Too good not to post.

[FONT=old english text mt,old english text][SIZE=+3]S[/SIZE]triding amidst the terrain, wielding a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Courtney! And she gives a booming cry:[/FONT]
"I'm seriously going to hump you harder than God thought possible!!!"

 

[Tisiphone]

 

[Loktar]

Sprinting out of the mini-mall parking lot, attacking with a mighty sword, cometh Loktar! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"I'm going to flog you beyond the end of time!"

 

[FBI parte due]

I HATE THIS THREAD ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[Cassie]

DON'T BE A HATER