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Battle Cry

BE A CELEBRATER
 
BE A VIBRATER
 
BE A HITLER HATER
 
Use a defibrulator
 
Shoot some kittens with rocksalt.
 
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr it's DANG cold!

;)
mm
 
[FONT=old english text mt,old english text][SIZE=+3]S[/SIZE]printing along the hotel lobby, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh *****! And she gives a cruel scream:[/FONT]
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I feel like chicken tonight!!!"


WTF?! Told you I was black.
 
Don't look at me like that. Don't you know I can't move properly in these boogie shoes.
 
I have no memory of this thread at all
 
I have no memory of this thread at all

One warning to whisky for a failing memory. All queries to QSF.

*whoosh*

:clang:
 
Lo! Who is that, sprinting along the terrain! It is Dr Dave, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a booming howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you until you're translucent!!"
 
Sprinting out of the mini-mall parking lot, attacking with a mighty sword, cometh Loktar! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"I'm going to flog you beyond the end of time!"
 
Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking amidst the terrain! It is Ferret Lord, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a vengeful cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice!"
 
Rampaging over the mini-mall parking lot, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh Minnie The Moocher, She Was A Low Down Hoochie Cootcher! And she gives a spectacular grunt:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!"
 
Who is that, running across the freeway! It is Bear, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He grunts apocalyptically:

"I'm going to brutalize you with such reckless abandon, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!!"
 
I have no memory of anything.
 
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