BB Summer 2012 House Photos (UK)

[Fuddlemiff]

He makes Davina look like an absolute pro. I mean, she'd fluff her lines quite often, but she did it with some humour and clever comebacks. Brian just repeats the same meaningless catchphrases over and over "I like it!" "man of mystery, eh!" and stares blankly at the camera.

Which sounds like I dislike him, but I don't. He's one of my favourite housemates and given the chance he's hilarious, but doing live scripted tv in front of massive crowds isn't his forté at all.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A former Miss Scotland and an ex-Miss India

A former LA gangster and Essex bouncer

porn star and Playboy bunny

41-year-old “cougar” and a model who also works as a cage-fighter.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/254647/Big-Brother-battle-of-the-babes/

Sounds awful

 

[Seph]

Where the fuck is Africa Hope choc-idle???

 

[Fuddlemiff]

People are still using the term "cougar" then?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember the last "cougar" was a sad middle aged woman who just said "I'm a cougar, I'm a cougar!" all the time but never actually did anything?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

As long as there is a "Real Housewives" franchise, and Courtney Cox's sitcom remains alive, there will be cougars.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Courtney Cox is still a thing then?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Isn't Cougar Town actually supposed to be quite good despite the awful name? Abed likes it.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Abed likes Inspector Spacetime and *checks Tomtrek's not around* that looks pants.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I hate the new DR chair. Or at least, I hate the blinding back wall behind it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Urgh, WTF?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's how the Queen would see the Matrix.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh you!