BBC apologises for calling Bob Geldof a "cunt"

[CaptainWacky]

"We retract our accusation of cunthood fully and happily," said BBC spokesrobot P.E.R.C.Y. 8. "We now accept that Geldof is, in fact, a completely and utter boohat rather than a cunt. A no good fucking boohat. Cheers!"

Pixie Geldof was unavailable for comment. Peaches Geldof was available for comment, but we started vomitting uncontrollably everytime she spoke.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

"I am indifferent with regards to the BBC and Bob Geldof", said Fearne Cotton in a statement.

 

[headvoid]

Liar, Fearne Cotton cannot compute the term "indifference"

 

[CaptainWacky]

She hates limes.