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BBQ CAT

Cassie

Cassie

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HEAR i WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND GRILLING SOME RIBS WHEN A CAT JUMPED ON THE GRILL.

Obviously cats are meant to be eaten.


(the cat wasn't hurt cause I freaked out and pushed his dumb ass off the grill the second he jumped up there but i just want to say this is a true story)
 
BBQ Chicken=BBQ cat in all U.S. Chinese food restaurants.
 
LOL I spelled here wrong. THE CAT REALLY FREAKED ME OUT THOUGH. People should stop dumping off their used cats at my house because I am not a cat lady. I am allergic to cats and they can't come in the house. I REALLY DON'T WATN TO BBQ A CAT THOUGHT THAT IS GORSS AND i AM NOT CHINESE.
 
AH man I could go for some ribs right now.
 
I like the ribs. Country style pork ribs are the best if I'm going to cook them because I don't have the patience to cook ribs for hours and hours.
 
Tomorrow night, a bunch of us are going to a Korean place after work for dinner, drinks, and karaoke. Apparently, their specialty is "the barbecued beef"...

I'm so glad this thread happened when it did...I'll just keep eating rice.
 
Also had rice with tomato gravy, which probably sounds gross to people who have never tried tomato gravy. Really it's just peeled and chopped up tomatoes with some salt and cumin stewed for about an hour. NOT REALLY GRAVY AT ALL BUT IS YUMMY.
 
I thought real Italians called tomato sauce "gravy" anyway...
 
I didn't know that. I thought just Southern hicks called tomato gravy tomato gravy. It doesn't have any oregano in it, that would make it taste like spaghetti sauce. It is really good though, especially if you have some fresh tomatoes, which I usually do since I'm in Florida. It's even good with out of season tomatoes taht are kinda tart.
 
How about some real baby back ribs?
 
DON'T EAT BABEHS!!
 
But Sparks told me to......
 
there is absolutely nothing wrong with smokin hot pussy. I'd eat that sooner than ribs any day..
 
OK, BUT IF THE PUSSY IS ACTUALLY SMOKING THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT!
 
don't eat cats
 
Tell that to the cat Wacky, he tried to cook himself.
 
OLAF EATS BABIES BUT FORGETS HIS HAMMER EVERYWHERE.
 
He likes bunnies, too.
 
All the better, says Anya.
 
Ms. Aud if you're nasty!
 
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