Big Dick McGee
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That’s right, friends! It’s time for my annual gay-a-palooza known as The Official Mine Field 2009 Oscars Fashion Thread!! As my son used to say when I was toilet-training him, “Let’s get this potty started!”
Amy Adams, the colour is a bold choice, but the necklace looks like it was made by a strung out hippie from New Mexico. Also, she looks like Spider-Woman, with the black piping and the way the dress hangs down like a web from her bosoms.
Anne Hathaway, looking very elegant in a cream-coloured strapless number. I LOVE the detail on this dress, and the fact that she kept in minimalist by eschewing a flashy necklace. Sometimes alabaster skin is the best accessory. Not a huge fan of her hair, and I wish her earrings were a bit bigger. Still, a winner!
Mrs. Jay-Z, channeling her inner hula dancer. Where to begin? The shape isn’t flattering, the bottom looks like bad origami, and the gold leaf makes me think of an old sofa my grandparents had. If she dressed like this when she first met Mr. Carter, I’m certain he wouldn’ta put a ring on it!
Hollywood Royalty. I LOVE this dress, and her earrings and ring were phenomenal. She just looks so classy, yet sexy with the sheer gathering at the bottom of the gown. All of Young Hollywood should take their cues from Angie. Flawless.
What. The. Fuck. Talk about using old sofa upholstery to make a dress. Bridget Fonda has been out of the spotlight for how long? This ain’t the way to get back on the A-List, sweetie!
Amy Adams, the colour is a bold choice, but the necklace looks like it was made by a strung out hippie from New Mexico. Also, she looks like Spider-Woman, with the black piping and the way the dress hangs down like a web from her bosoms.
Anne Hathaway, looking very elegant in a cream-coloured strapless number. I LOVE the detail on this dress, and the fact that she kept in minimalist by eschewing a flashy necklace. Sometimes alabaster skin is the best accessory. Not a huge fan of her hair, and I wish her earrings were a bit bigger. Still, a winner!
Mrs. Jay-Z, channeling her inner hula dancer. Where to begin? The shape isn’t flattering, the bottom looks like bad origami, and the gold leaf makes me think of an old sofa my grandparents had. If she dressed like this when she first met Mr. Carter, I’m certain he wouldn’ta put a ring on it!
Hollywood Royalty. I LOVE this dress, and her earrings and ring were phenomenal. She just looks so classy, yet sexy with the sheer gathering at the bottom of the gown. All of Young Hollywood should take their cues from Angie. Flawless.
What. The. Fuck. Talk about using old sofa upholstery to make a dress. Bridget Fonda has been out of the spotlight for how long? This ain’t the way to get back on the A-List, sweetie!