BDM's OFFICIAL 2009 GOLDEN GLOBES FASHION THREAD!!

[Big Dick McGee]

Welcome, my dear friends, fashonistas, and lovers of hot babes!! It’s been too long since I posted one of these, so let’s delve right in! (Caveat: I didn’t actually watch the show, it was on opposite 24 and I’m gayer for Jack Bauer than I am for fashion, so this is purely a commentary on the gowns/dresses/décolletage)

January Jones, from “Mad Men”. I like the colour, and her hair is fantastic, but I just don’t like the ruffles and unnecessary pleats

Jennifer Lopez looking tan next to her hubby, Gollum. Love the dress, and I love that she’s got a little weight on her. Gettin’ knocked up does a body good!

Eva Longoria Parker, in a dress that looks like a 2003 Senior Prom reject. Not good, Eva, you dressed better as a dead chick in that crappy movie last year.

“Ugly Betty” star America Ferrera. She looks fabulous, the hair, makeup, and dress all say “understated, classic style”, while her gorgeous smile says, “ain’t nothin’ ugly ‘bout me, baby!”. Might knock Katie Winslet off her usual #1 spot!!

Don’t know how this constipated squirrel got on the red carpet…oh, it’s Renee Zellwegger? My bad. HIDEOUS dress, even WORSE hair. Looks like she got dressed backwards in a wind tunnel. MEE-OWW!

No catty remark could be worse than this picture.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I didn’t know Mike Meyers was nominated for “The Love Guru!”

Wow. Just…wow. Not a super fan of the hair, but the makeup and jewelry are flawless. Not a HUGE fan of that big bow thing in the front, but Eva pulls it off. One of the most beautiful women in Hollywood today.

WTF?? Drew actually looks hot? Dress is smokin’, hair is perfect, makeup is fabulous. A+ for making an average girl look like a hottie.

Cougar alert! How can Demi be so hot, and her daughter so plain?

Gotta give props to Tina. I don’t find her “hot” like some, but she’s smart, funny as shit, and from my hometown of Philly, so she scores big in my book. Dress is nice, but doesn’t flatter her small chesticles.

Freida Pinto from “Slumdog Millionaire”. An new Natalie in the making? LOVE the dress, the colour is young and fun, and shows off her smoky skin. Love the Indian bracelets as well.

Remember when Cameron Diaz used to be hot? Like for five minutes when “The Mask “ came out. Today, not so much. The colour puts me in the mind of Pepto-Bismal, and the cut is all wrong for her, makes her butt look huge and her breasts look tiny. Not a good look for Cammie.

Anne Hathaway is elegance personified. GREAT dress, fabulous colour, hair and makeup are just so. Excellent.

Bond’s wife, Keely Shaye Smith. TMZ has been harsh about her weight, but I think she looks beautiful. The dress is gorgeous, and a beautiful woman is a beautiful woman, regardless of her weight.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Robert Downey, Jr. is THE MAN. Two great roles (and 1 great movie-I thought “Tropic Thunder” was mediocre), the comeback of the decade, and a smokin’ hot wife. Almost as lucky a bastard as I am!

Ebony, and Ivory…live together in perfect…harmony…

It’s IMPOSSIBLE for Kate Beckinsale to look bad. It’s a scientifically proven fact.

Insert obvious “Golden Globes” joke here

No! NOOOOO! Kate looks good…but not her best! I give her points for being Kate, but I don’t think she’s #1 this time. The end of an era? The passing of the torch?? I just don’t like her hair and makeup, the dress is fine but not outstanding.

Sandra Bullock, wow, where’s she been?!?! Still looks incredibly hot, well into her 40’s. Gorgeous dress, perfect hair…just amazing.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Dhjashdkjhaskjhasjh…sorry, I drooled on my keyboard. Mama Lucien, what a woman! I could get lost in that cleavage for days, and die with a smile on my face! Muy caliente!

Angelina, looking skeletal and weird. Member when she was smokin’ hot?

Meagan Fox, looking confused and overrated. The dress is actually very nice, but the tats, updo’ and jewelry are all tacky.

That’s pretty much all I could find, too many sites are going with flash pics that can’t be posted. If anyone else has pics to share, post ‘em and we’ll comment.

I have to say, my favorite this year, the first time in years that Katie Winslet didn’t win, is….AMERICA FERRARA!! Woo hoo!

Comments? Disagreements? Cum?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

^^Can't get the Meagan or Angelin pics to post, but they ain't all that special.

 

[Gagh]

You're right, BDM, Maggie Gylenhall looks pretty crappy, which is a shame, because if anyone who has seen Sherry Baby will know, not only is she cute, but very buff too.

Other than her, Beyonce's dress is way too tight. I know she's buxom but squashing them up like that does no favours to a busty chick.

Ann Hathaway looks like a scary doll.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Renee Zellwegger lol.

 

[curiousa2z]

BDM's BAAAAAAAACK!!!!

nice to see it.

and great thread, too.

 

[ctmelvital]

You sure that's Cameron Diaz? Looks not only shitty but not a whole lot like her either...

 

[Gagh]

Yeah, that's her.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

America looked nice, but the dress she chose looked even better in black. I'm not sure about the all-oatmeal color on her...

(psst BDM, here's a site that should warm the cockles of your metro heart: Project Rungay)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Where did the myth that Cameron Diaz is hot come from?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

^^From her shaking her booty in Charlie's Angels, and from everyon pining over her in "There's Something About Mary". She was hot in The Mask, no doubt, but not since then. My evidence:

Then:

Now:

 

[CaptainWacky]

Another completely unrelated thought I just had: whatever happened to Lucy Liu? Remember when she was a big deal?

 

[ctmelvital]

Another completely unrelated thought I just had: whatever happened to Lucy Liu? Remember when she was a big deal?

She was guest-starring on Dirty Sexy Money but then I stopped watching that show. Or it got cancelled. Or both, not sure.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

It's tough being an Asian actress in Hollywood. I should know!

 

[Tisiphone]

I never thought Cameron Diaz was hot. I think she's FUGLY.

And Eva Longoria-Parker is overrated.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Most famous women are overrated, let's face it (except Natalie.)

 

[The Tomtrek]

Most famous women are overrated, let's face it (except Natalie.)

AHEM.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

And Salma Hayek.