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BDM's top five for May

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
1. Heidi Klum. Don't care if she's knocked up.
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2. Salma Hayek. For 2 very obvious reasons.
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3. Halle Berry. Still one of the hottest bitches in Hollywood.
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4. Yvonne Strahovski. CHUCK BETTER BE BACK!!!
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5. Melissa Rycroft. A cutie, all-American girl.
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Don't like any of them.
 
To each his own, BLINDMAN76!
 
Well the blond one looks good in other pics I've seen.
 
Heidi Klum looks like an Oompa Loompa in that pic!
 
Hedi Klum looks FUCKING PHENOMENAL in ANY PIC, FOOL!!!!!!!!
 
She is exceptionally orange there.
 
I'd do her if she was green with purple hair!
 
How about if she were blue and had 8 arms?

 
Don't let Apu see that!
 
Heidi - YES! My girl crush.

Selma - Funny! Love her on 30 Rock, it makes her sexier.

Halle - Takes herself too seriously and owns way too many Obama T-Shirts. Hate her guts which makes her hotness factor about a negative 33.

Yvonne - Meh. If you think she's so sexy why are you always making fun of her rock biter teeth? I knew you watched that show just for her. You're going to force me to put Zachary Levi on my list.

Melissa - Gets less and less attractive every time you fawn over her. On a one to ten she's a one and working her way into the negative numbers. Find a new thing to jerk off over would you?!
 
The Best of Both Worlds, Part III

 
^damn! time for my second coffee! should know who that is, but i don't! :(
 
God, Heidi is hot. How can anyone look at her and say there's no God?

I'd chew on her panties, I would.
 
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