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BDM's top five for May

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
1. Heidi Klum. Don't care if she's knocked up.
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2. Salma Hayek. For 2 very obvious reasons.
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3. Halle Berry. Still one of the hottest bitches in Hollywood.
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4. Yvonne Strahovski. CHUCK BETTER BE BACK!!!
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5. Melissa Rycroft. A cutie, all-American girl.
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Heidi - YES! My girl crush.

Selma - Funny! Love her on 30 Rock, it makes her sexier.

Halle - Takes herself too seriously and owns way too many Obama T-Shirts. Hate her guts which makes her hotness factor about a negative 33.

Yvonne - Meh. If you think she's so sexy why are you always making fun of her rock biter teeth? I knew you watched that show just for her. You're going to force me to put Zachary Levi on my list.

Melissa - Gets less and less attractive every time you fawn over her. On a one to ten she's a one and working her way into the negative numbers. Find a new thing to jerk off over would you?!
 
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