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Be back in March 2007

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
A rare opportunity has presented itself to me which will mean leaving the internet for six months. I do not weep! I shall return with stories to tell and happiness to share. Farewell! On the morrow we shall meeteth again!
 
WHAT?!!!
 
Don't worry, this was a complete lie.
 
:bigass:
 
So I had a stroke for nothin'?
 
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FBI parte due said:

Silly Wacky... that's not a guide to exotic wanking.
 
WHERE ARE YOU CHARLOTTE RAE?
 
I WONDER IF WACKY WILL EVER BE BACK LL
 
I THINK THE GNOMES GOT HIM
 
GOT HIM UP THE ASS
 
GARY COLEMAN IS A T-800 OMG
 
When March 2007 seemed like a long time away.
 
Soon we'll all be dead LOL
 
For real.
 
Then we can spam in heaven
 
Maybe just before we die, our brains can be uploaded to cyberspace and we can exist as our usernames FOR ETERNITY.
 
Menty will be like Jobe in The Lawnmower Man where he tries escape VIRTUAL REALITY before James Bond can kill him and in the last minute he makes it onto THE INTERNET.

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At least I woudln't get ill from eating too many Pringles if I was just a username.
 
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