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Be Grumpeh for Karma.

I'm grumpeh becawz I's happeh. Bein' happeh makes meh grumpeh.
 
Now I'm grumpeh because an ex who is FULLY AWARE that I'm a better man than the guy she's with is still with the other guy.
 
Oh yeah. I don't care how boss your sound system is, how deep your woofers go, or how cool your new Eminem CD is to you: I DON'T WANNA FUCKING HEAR IT IN MY LIVING ROOM AT TEN PM WHILE I'M TRYING TO WIND DOWN FOR SLEEP! SOME OF US HAVE JOBS, DICKHEAD!
Asshole neighbors make me grumpeh.
 
9 out of 10 shins do not like the taste of gravel.
 
Water leaking through bedroom ceiling from upstairs neighbor who doesn't believe in shower curtains GRUMPEH.

Consolation fantasy: water drips through light fixture --flipping the switch & ZAPLULZ
 
Neighbor drama redux: 10pm, some dickhead teenager or something goes roaring down the street, offending several houses full of neighbors who were standing around in various driveways. So what is their reasoned response to this egregious disturbance of the peace? They shout strings of loud random swears down the street as they sort of half chase the departing car, then loudly call someone (cops) on the celphone, from the sidewalk, to complain and tell them which way the offenders went.

Worse yet, the asshole who decided cops were necessary and elected himself to notify authorities is NOT a neighbor, didn't know the street names, and consequently spent half the conversation shouting questions back to the others on the porch.

Save me from a world full of imbeciles. "Dey went down dis fuckin street here. Ey what's the name of dis fuckin street? Walnut? No da other fuckin street! Down there! Gardenia? Dey went down fuckin Gardenia den!"

I don't need cable. I got the Jersey Shore right here...
 
I have friends who live in riverside, longbeach and hollywood.

Good story from them all.

I am Grumpeh because I haven't seen them in years.
 
Huh. I lived in all those places. You in Cali or just from there?
 
I am grumpeh that juices will be dripping down my legs very shortly.
 
Just friends that live there now.
My best friend moved to LB a while ago.

I'm still in 116 degree Phoenix.
That makes me grumpeh.
 
I'm grumpeh that jack still hates Hambil and that it seems more real life than fake and that people hold onto grudges and that grudges take up too much energy that is why I love most people and I cannot hold a grudge inside myself for so long because I would rather find out what I like about the person and then move on if I can.
 
I'm grumpeh that I can't decide what to do with the rest of this evening
 
Um is karma invisible? BG are you still cooking? I made a thread for you.....if you are....I have some seriuos things I would like to discuss with you.
 
I am grumpeh because Summer Glau has not recently ridden my cock without permission. :pissed:
 
Ahh, damn it, I've clicked on "give positive reputation" to the last 2 posts, but it gave them neutral reputation, and now I'm grumpy.
 
Don't be grumpeh, Don't be grumpeh!
 
jack said:
But I might just take all the rest of your fake trophies, just to show what a cheating loser you really are :bigass:
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how many of his trophies did you take in the end? Did it make you feel accomplished? Or powerful?
 
I am not grumpeh tonight. I am very happy and content.

I am filled with much anticipation.

I must live in the NOW! [/ekhart tolle]
 
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