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BEAUTIFUL SUSIE, SHE'S SO LOVELY

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
BUT SHE WON'T PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE
 
BASH HER OVER THE HEAD WITH THE BOTTLE, THEN. SIMPLE. ELEGANT. EFFICEINT.
 
time for tea
 
Oh, pardon!
 
*MEOW CHOKE DEAD*
 
GOODBYE KITTY! :shock:
 
SPANK WHOMP RAWR
 
Wacky, what was that method of corpse disposal you mentioned in that one thread that one time? I forgot and they're piling up again.
 
Chopping them up and mailing them to...damn, I can't remember the country. Try Mexico, amigo!
 
Thanx! You're a life saver (lol same shit joke from last time)!
 
That's what the girl I just murdered told me!
 
Before or after she died?
 
After.
 
I wasn't scared or anything.
 
I see Dead People!!!
 
Clean out your basement.
 
I was hoping this thread would make my tits perky, but it didn't.

OMIGOD I'M DEAD LOL
 
IMOGEN, IMOGEN, IMOOOOOOOGEN!
 
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