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Beavers and squirrels

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
Nuthin to see here. move along.

Hah, just kidding. You know what I love? going to a party and watching a domestic because the girl hates that the guy drinks (and who I just bought a whole case of beer for and was pretty much all the way thru with) and then they get into this huge verbal fight and I'm sitting on the couch smirking because i knew this dayw ould finally come.

Am I evil? Am i going to hell? Probably. But I dont' care. All i do know is that in 45 minutes I'll have a three hour break and I can go pass the fuck out on the couch at work until my next show.
 
I don't know if you are going to hell or not, I cant make a definitive answer without seeing your tits
 
I want to know about the beavers and squirrels.
 
It's a line from a movie, Bandits.

And dayum, but I've sobered up since this post. Huzzah!!!!!!!!!!
 
I hated Bandits so much I seriously thought about asking for my money back
 
With Bruce Willis and Cate Blanchett?
 
Yes
 
Aw, I love that movie.
 
Bandits was hilarious.
 
I purchased a fancy trimmer for my beaver today.
 
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