Because cats can climb up walls

[Filthy Whore]

 

[Dr Dave]

He has a future in the army.

 

[Filthy Whore]

Soldiers should have fuzzy tails.

 

[Sarek]

DADT!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't wait until humanity dies out and only the cats are left.

 

[Sarek]

Cats will eventually realize they don't need us any longer and kill us all anyway.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They will always need us -- they will never be able to crumble foil into a ball and attach it to string.

 

[Enkephalen]

Maybe this is what Eloisel needs to see since she was asking about how to scale the wall for her marathon -- or whatever it was she was going to do.

 

[eloisel]

I was just thinking that. My cats can scale an 8 ft. door. Maybe they could climb to the top of the tire wall and pull me up behind them. Except, I think I'd rather have the Marines push me up from below.

 

[Filthy Whore]

Did I ever tell you I was active duty AF at one time? When we had to do our obstacle course training in basic, one of the women in my flight couldn't make it over the wall and this good looking hunky airman tried to push her up high enough to get a grip on the top. His hands practically sank to the wrists in her flabby ass.

Not that I'm saying that would happen to YOU... it just brought that mental image back.

 

[eloisel]

Airman. Marine.

 

[Enkephalen]

Male...

 

[eloisel]

Big, hunky, good looking.

 

[Enkephalen]

Male. . .males. . .*sigh*

 

[CaptainWacky]

All the cats need to do is dream the same dream to shape a new reality. But I'd like to see someone tell a thousand cats what to do...

(Menty would get this reference.)

 

[eloisel]

A thousand? Try telling just one.

 

[Love Child]

@FW How flabby was she? There are weight requirements in the military, she could not have been that big.

 

[Filthy Whore]

I can't even guess... I was 5'9" and about 120 so I was on the low end of the scale. She probably had 50 pounds on me?