Beep

[whisky]

The other day a loud beeping started happening.

I went to the CO detector, and the beep seemed to coincide with the battery flashing light on there so I changed it.

Beep

Got the smoke alarm, that didnt have a light, changed the battery in that too.

For a while, no beep, then 5.30 this morning BEEP!

Checked them both again, nothing beep

checked the old CO monitor that I hadnt thrown away, even though it had no battery in it, wasnt that beep

Left the computer room, fainter beep, went near the computer, louder beep, wasnt the computer, but definatly louder beep.

Dug through all the crap under the desk until I found another smoke arlarm I didnt know I had, pulled the battery from that no more fucking beep.

Bad enough socks go missing in my house without whoever is stealing them giving me a smoke alarm as a replacement.

 

[Dr Dave]

Thats an odd thing to go missing.

 

[whisky]

What socks?

I thought that was quite common

 

[Dr Dave]

I meant smoke detectors.

 

[whisky]

I didnt lose a smoke detector, I found one.

 

[Dr Dave]

At some point you lost it.

 

[whisky]

I'd like to see you prove that in a court of law

 

[Dr Dave]

How did it get there then?

 

[whisky]

I told you, the sock gnomes brought it.

 

[Dr Dave]

Yeah blame imaginary creatures...

 

[whisky]

Just wait till their union hears what you called them

 

[Gagh]

 

[Fuddlemiff]

 

[Gagh]

 

[Fuddlemiff]

^ CAMEL TOE!

 

[Gagh]

 

[Fuddlemiff]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does anyone have a killer robot detecter?