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beergoggles Fan Club

Itchyballsack said:
Look here slap nuts..when I want some lip from you I'll rip em off and shit down your fuckin neck capiche?
What's bothering you? Please let me know. I'm sure I could help you out. It's what I do.
 
Itchyballsack said:
Look here slap nuts..when I want some lip from you I'll rip em off and shit down your fuckin neck capiche?

'Slap nuts'? You get slapped in your face much? Damn but I almost feel your pain.
 
oh fine make me number two ya fuckin retard


wait retards have something to offer society
yer just a helmet wearing window lickin fuckin dickwipe
 
beergoggles said:
Shineboy list for today
1) SaintLucifer
2) Itchyballsack
3) Sarek
4) Dogbert

Is that the list of people whose balls you would like to shine with your tongue? Well wonderful! I made the top of the list!! Now when you drag your tongue across my balls, do you guarantee to leave a lustrous sheen in its wake? I demand satisfaction my bitch. What of my pubes? Do you promise to have each and every single pube shining to the point of blinding the ladies when they stare at them before engorging themselves with my cock?
 
Itchyballsack said:
oh fine make me number two ya fuckin retard


wait retards have something to offer society
yer just a helmet wearing window lickin fuckin dickwipe

No, see my IQ thread.

157.................POW!!!
 
beergoggles said:
No, see my IQ thread.

157.................POW!!!

Silly fuck. See where you have that '1'? That was really an ant in the middle of crawling over your IQ test result. You should have waited for it to complete its long trip across the page. Your true IQ is '57'.
 
Asking which posters here have a high I.Q. makes as much difference as asking which person in the cemetary is most dead.

Does disqualifying people from joining because they are haters count as something a hater would do?

How about starting a fan club for yourself?

AND, in all the millions of times people told each other to go away or leave the boards, does anyone ever say "uh, yeah okay I'll go. Bye"?

Spend less time testing the I.Q. of others.

Besides, MY fanclub has t-shirts.
 
Wisdom said:
Asking which posters here have a high I.Q. makes as much difference as asking which person in the cemetary is most dead.

Does disqualifying people from joining because they are haters count as something a hater would do?

How about starting a fan club for yourself?

AND, in all the millions of times people told each other to go away or leave the boards, does anyone ever say "uh, yeah okay I'll go. Bye"?

Spend less time testing the I.Q. of others.

Besides, MY fanclub has t-shirts.

Even if people can't qualify as members, they can still join the shineboy list. I wouldn't want stupid people to join my club, it would just cause them grief. I am a merchant of happiness, not hate.
 
beergoggles said:
Even if people can't qualify as members, they can still join the shineboy list. I wouldn't want stupid people to join my club, it would just cause them grief. I am a merchant of happiness, not hate.

Shut the fuck up moron.
 
beergoggles said:
Even if people can't qualify as members, they can still join the shineboy list. I wouldn't want stupid people to join my club, it would just cause them grief. I am a merchant of happiness, not hate.

Of course you do not want stupid people to join your Gay Boys of Trollkingdom Club. They would make you feel small, insignificant. You do not want anyone smarter than you in your club. No doubt this leaves you all by your lonesome. Rather difficult for you to find stupid members when you reside at the very bottom of the IQ ladder.
 
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