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[Gagh]

Oh definitely, except once he felt her up with a LIGHTSABER, explaining her shift from a fit young Scandinavian bird, into a haggard old Irish bag.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES he killed the original and got some old woman he found on the DUNE SEA to replace her, Owen had gone blind by that time and didn't notice but Luke always felt guitly and would sometimes dig up the fit version's body and hug it.

 

[Gagh]

His nickname was Wormy, because he also fucked all the maggots in the body.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So did Biggs but nobody ever caught him at it.

 

[Ishcabittle]

NOT ONLY THAT BUT WEDGE ANTILLES WAS A STARFIGHT PILOT WHOO SURVICED ALL THREE (good) FILMS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He didn't die in the prequels either!

 

[Harkley]

Is banning like wearing a KILT, but WITH UNDERWEAR?

 

[CaptainWacky]

HARKLEY ARE YOU WATCHING BIG BROTHER THIS YEAR?

 

[Harkley]

I WATCHEDED IT!

I have E4! SOMEONE GET ME AWAY FROM THE TV SO I CAN DO SOME WORK

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOUR OURS FOR THE NEXT 13 WEEKS, MWAHAHAHA.