Being un-PC is the new PC

[CaptainWacky]

It is now "correct" to be Politically Incorrect. Those who refuse to show their political incorrectness in a loud and obnoxious manner will soon be ostracised from society and sent to special "Incorrectness Camps" where they will be brainwashed into being midly racist and sexist and encouraged to exrpess their unsophisticated views at any opportunity and wear them as a badge of honour.

 

[Cassie]

The men will be retrained to address all women (even their grans) with the phrase "Tits or GTFO!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Get (the) Tits (the) Fuck Out?

 

[Tisiphone]

And women will be called cunt and bitch in public places and we WILL LOVE IT

 

[headvoid]

Am I allowed to "accept" gay people as long as they are not obviously gay? I'm alright with that as long as I can beat the obviously gay ones to a pulp to hide my own repressed feelings.

I dont mind lesbians either as long as they are heavily made up, blonde, attractive and kiss each other a lot. Those short haired ones are just freaky man. They should be shunned, put in a home or something.

 

[whisky]

Personal access hatches will go back to being manhole covers
chairperson will go back to being chairman
and truncheons will go back to being ###### chokers

 

[Yub]

As long as I can call ambulances meat wagons again everything's copacetic

 

[Tisiphone]

I didn't know people had problems with meat wagon.

 

[Yub]

Oh yes, I once lost an ear after calling an ambulance a meat wagon.

 

[Tisiphone]

Two of my cousins are EMT's and I've heard it called worse. <g>

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT'S PC CORRECTNESS GONE MAD

 

[headvoid]

I don't mind PC people really - it's just when they start taking our jobs and chatting up our women - I mean, the fuckin bastards - I wish they would go home.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A new decrees: the phrase "I like the character Gene Hunt played by Philip Gelnister in the television show 'Life On Mars' because he isn't PC" must be uttered at least eight times a day, without fail, with no regard for context necessary.

 

[Tisiphone]

And what happens if we don't?

 

[CaptainWacky]

You have to watch a Jim Davidson stand-up routine.

 

[whisky]

Nick Nick, Chalkie, ect.

True story, Jim Davidson once walked off his live stand up in hull after 43 seconds after immediately being heckled as soon as he walked on.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish that heckled had went to every show.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

"Why would they come to our show only to boo us?"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Finally! Free to use the word retard/retarded again!

Thank you White Jesus!

 

[Yub]

JESUS WAS A BLACK MAN!
NO!
JESUS WAS BATMAN!
NO!
THAT WAS BRUCE WAYNE!