Ben Adams

[CaptainWacky]

Who? Token ex-boyband star, even more obscure than normal. Don't think he'll make much of an impact.

 

[whisky]

Who indeed

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The show needed something for the girlies to look at?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's not fit.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Pity. I was only going on Googled images.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe he is, I can't always tell.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's certainly not top drawer, but compared to the rest of the house he's fecking Brad Pitt. Without him I don't think anyone under 50 would watch. (Unless I missed one of your threads--I know Coolio is there but nobody really gives him a second thought anymore, I mean he was doing the Hollywood Squares a decade ago)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He's not fit.

Actually, he is. I never liked him or his band back in the day, but tonight he seemed really cute and nice. And Eggs is right, he's the only attractive guy there.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"If he could date anyone, it would be Dawn French."

Mmmkay.

Seems fit enough, he wore a baggy sweater on Day 1.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Dawn French is an odd crush for a lot of blokes, I think. She's probably morbidly obese, but she's still quite attractive.

 

[whisky]

Plus if she'll do Lenny Henry, almost anyone is in with a chance

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did Lenny get fat so that Dawn wouldn't look as fat next to him? That was nice of him.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I wonder if he makes those squawking noises when he cums.

 

[whisky]

Awwoo awooo katanga!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's found something smalltime. The bill!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That and the room, the shower unit, the meal portions, the amount of hygiene...

 

[CaptainWacky]

See how interesting Ben Adams is/

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He's boyfriend material, though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Michelle obviously agrees (why else would she get so upset?)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I thought that bit was amusing, myself. It was like an older boy in school was picking on them and Ben didn't know how to react.