Bernie Ecclestone mugged

[headvoid]

An interview a few weeks ago about mugging in Brazil

"You have to remember we have a lot of problems in England, Oxford Street and places, and in New York people get mugged," Mr Ecclestone said of the Brazil incident.

"They look for victims, they look for anyone that looks like a soft touch and not too bright they never go after them.

"The people that look a bit soft and simple, they will always have a go at."

I do feel sorry for him, but he was mugged over the weekend.

Bizzarely, he had £200,000 of jewellery stolen. Now, he either has a habit of keeping a faberge egg in his coat pocket, or there is a rather interesting insurance claim occuring.

 

[whisky]

Super expensive watch?

 

['Gear]

Doesn't everyone keep a faberge egg in their coat pocket?

 

[Sir Sacrifyx]

I personally never leave the house without 20 pounds of gold bullion in my pocket.

 

[Gagh]

An interview a few weeks ago about mugging in Brazil


I do feel sorry for him, but he was mugged over the weekend.

Bizzarely, he had £200,000 of jewellery stolen. Now, he either has a habit of keeping a faberge egg in his coat pocket, or there is a rather interesting insurance claim occuring.

I didn't feel sorry for him. I laughed.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Good. Forcible redistribution of wealth from smug rich antisemites is an eminently noble endeavour.

 

[Gagh]

His ex-wife already mugged him for a fucking coatload in her divorce settlement.

 

[Dr Dave]

I do not feel sorry for him.

 

['Gear]

Today's new unit of measurement - coatload

Thnx to Gagh for coining the term.

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least Christopher Ecclestone is okay.

 

[Tisiphone]

^Would anybody dare to rob him? His nostrils could be used as lethal weapons.

 

[whisky]

You try and take his watch, you'll be able to mould yourself a new one, from the indention in your forehead.