Best video game hero: Mario or Zelda?

[El Rod of Jerico]

It's gotta be Zelda, he accomplished some amazing quests.

 

[Loktar]

Mario has those cool suits and can shoot fireballs though.

Plus he's so nice they named him twice Mario Mario.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is this a "troll thread"?

 

[El Rod of Jerico]

Is this a "troll thread"?

no?

 

[CaptainWacky]

So if I posted "Zelda isn't a he" I wouldn't have just been "owned"?

 

[Donovan]

Plus Zelda didn't do shit, really, except get kidnapped like ALL the fucking time. You'd think a princess would have heard of Rufies...

 

[Dr Dave]

The answer is clearly Starfox.

 

[Loktar]

The answer is clearly Starfox.

You have chosen "Rachet & Clank". Thank you for your selection. Have a nice day.

 

[Dr Dave]

I HAVE NOT!

 

[Loktar]

I SAID GOOD DAY!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm just starting to explore Zelda games, so my heart still belongs to Mario. Probably always will.

But if I were Mario, I'd much rather save/rescue Zelda than I would that cockteasing bitch Peach.

 

[Cassie]

Link is my favorite, but that's because I haven't played many Mario games.

I NEED MORE TRIUMPH FORKS

 

[El Rod of Jerico]

Peach really is a cocktease

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Plus Zelda didn't do shit, really, except get kidnapped like ALL the fucking time. You'd think a princess would have heard of Rufies...

Umm,

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

SPOILERS!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's awesome and very much involved in the action in Spirit Tracks.

 

[Donovan]

Umm,

THAT's Zelda? WTF is wrong with her thighs???! They build a McDonald's in Hyrule or something? Jesus Christ I don't think anatomy works that way, and I'm pretty fucking positive that breasts bound in bandaging material don't work that way. That chick isn't a badass, she's a Cerebral Palsy Awareness poster...

 

[Donovan]

And in Mario2 Peach could jump the length of the fucking room. Let's see the deformed tart above do THAT while she's busy flashing titties...

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

She's awesome and very much involved in the action in Spirit Tracks.

And she drives her very own pirate ship in Wind Waker and Phantom Hourglass!

 

[Tisiphone]

Of course it's Link/Zelda.