Inquisitor MacDuff
Scottish Inquisitor
No one expects the Scottish Inquistion!
Now bring up the comfy chair.
Now bring up the comfy chair.
No one expects the Scottish Inquistion!
Now bring up the comfy chair.
Och, whiskey?! Are ye daft, ye bloody fool?! I'm Scot, not Irish!
Now, where be me pint o' Scotch, ya bleedin' heathen? Don' make me play me pipes!
So mssr MacDuff, would it be a single malt you'd be desirin'?
No one expects the Scottish Inquistion!
Now bring up the comfy chair.
Yeah but I'm American so I don't know the difference. Auto-trumped by geo-political chauvinism. Sorry.
Have you noticed how everyone from ancient rome to far off galaxies speaks with a british accent in American movies? Thats how we know they're foreign.
That's because everyone from ancient Rome to faraway galaxies knows that speaking with a fake accent is a great way to score pussy. Chicks think you're a prince or something.
This is better:
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dirk, dual is LITERALLY the antithesis of a jock![]()
That's an opinion, laddie. Aged in peat, not sherry casks. And ye cannae compare a 16 to a 25 ye daft brogue.