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[Donovan]

There's a good chance that I don't believe you.

This thread is about me and my joyful journey into motherhood...Start your own thread Love.

I suppose I should congratulate you too. Childbirth is the hardest and most rewarding event you probably will face for some time...and once it gets here the REAL fun begins.

 

[Cassie]

So are you guys cow and wife now?

 

[Laker_Girl]

Yeah, I still don't believe you Caco.

Anyhoo, BDM and I are having the first legitimate TK baby...Feel better Caco? And we actually planned our child...I am of course pretending I even believe you have a child, God forbid.

Pretending again, I always thought that regardless of how immature you were you at least had your head on straight, guess not. I hope you know that if you really do have a child you've ruined your life or at least your dreams and possibly that child's life. Kids have no business having kids.

Congrats though, seriously.

Now back to me. I feel great, my energy is pretty top notch and it's a good thing too, Christmas is here, YIKES!

 

[Laker_Girl]

I suppose I should congratulate you too. Childbirth is the hardest and most rewarding event you probably will face for some time...and once it gets here the REAL fun begins.

Thanks Dono and you aren't kidding about watching "those shows"...I watch A Baby Story, and Deliver Me and I get all emotional and weird. Thank God my friend's husband is a sonogram technician and he'll pretty much scan me anytime because I've been so sure that my baby is dead inside me. It's morbid but I'm a hypochondriac anyway so those shows don't help.

My baby is fine, nice and high where she belongs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, I still don't believe you Caco.

Anyhoo, BDM and I are having the first legitimate TK baby...Feel better Caco? And we actually planned our child...I am of course pretending I even believe you have a child, God forbid.

Pretending again, I always thought that regardless of how immature you were you at least had your head on straight, guess not. I hope you know that if you really do have a child you've ruined your life or at least your dreams and possibly that child's life. Kids have no business having kids.

Congrats though, seriously.

You're SUCH a bitch, lol.

 

[Donovan]

Thanks Dono and you aren't kidding about watching "those shows"...I watch A Baby Story, and Deliver Me and I get all emotional and weird. Thank God my friend's husband is a sonogram technician and he'll pretty much scan me anytime because I've been so sure that my baby is dead inside me. It's morbid but I'm a hypochondriac anyway so those shows don't help.

My baby is fine, nice and high where she belongs.

You already know it's a she, or are you hopeful?

Talk and sing to the baby, it'll respond more as it grows. Mine used to wake up to the sound of my voice and go haywire in there, pissed his mom off until I was on strict silence orders when I came in late lol.

Your burger story was funny, lots of women crave that I think it has to do with protein. I remember one morning about 7 am I woke in my bed, there was this creature straddling my chest with her face inches from mine, who vaguely resembled my wife if she'd been dosed with Gamma rays and turned into the hulk. All she said was:

"Cheeseburger. Now."

I said, "Do I have time to put my pants on?"

The answer, without a single hint of a smile, was: "If you make it quick."

I was frightened and a little aroused, but mostly just frightened lol.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It was a boy for those who are interested.

...was?

 

[Cacophony]

Yeah, I still don't believe you Caco.

Anyhoo, BDM and I are having the first legitimate TK baby...Feel better Caco? And we actually planned our child...I am of course pretending I even believe you have a child, God forbid.

Pretending again, I always thought that regardless of how immature you were you at least had your head on straight, guess not. I hope you know that if you really do have a child you've ruined your life or at least your dreams and possibly that child's life. Kids have no business having kids.

Congrats though, seriously.

Now back to me. I feel great, my energy is pretty top notch and it's a good thing too, Christmas is here, YIKES!

Have fun thinking about how your old, withered vagina is much more likely to produce spawn with some kind of disability than my young, supple one

Seriously, aren't you about twice or three times as likely to have a kid with autism? Or is it down syndrome? Why would you even consider having a child at your age? I certainly wouldn't, the risks are much too high.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Three words: Log Cabin Republican.

 

[Cacophony]

I totally just had to Google that.

 

[Seph]

...was?

who ate it?

 

[Dr Dave]

Same here, although I had heard the term before. Just couldn't remember exactly what it meant.

 

[Friday]

Oooh! TK Moms Bitch Fight!

Just kidding you guys.

I'm enjoying keeping up with your journey on Facebook, L_G. I feel honored. And happy as hell that you've found your happiness. BDM always seemed like a straight up guy, even when he was ferociously and irrationally defending you.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

...was?

Last I checked at birth he was.

 

[Gagh]

There's a good chance that I don't believe you.

This thread is about me and my joyful journey into motherhood...Start your own thread Love.

:drama:

 

[SuN]

Thread nao slightly less disgusting.

Moar bitching, less fetus/hormone/placenta speak

 

[Marquis De Sade]

You people should not allowed to procreate.

I pity the children that will be raised by your likes.

Regards.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Sorry to disappoint, but it's not the first TK baby.

I was gone for 9 months.

Do the math.

Oh please.

Why would being pregnant with a cow keep you away from TK?

*YAWN*

I didn't really have a desire to post in a place that's often angry and in turmoil during one of the happiest times of my life.

Besides, I think a lot more work went into the preparation than the actual kid. He just sleeps and eats a lot.

There's a good chance that I don't believe you.

This thread is about me and my joyful journey into motherhood...Start your own thread Love.

It doesn't really matter if you don't believe me, I just wanted to point out that you're not having the first TK baby. I'm not going to start a thread, the less people know about me on here the better.

Yeah, I still don't believe you Caco.

Anyhoo, BDM and I are having the first legitimate TK baby...Feel better Caco? And we actually planned our child...I am of course pretending I even believe you have a child, God forbid.

Pretending again, I always thought that regardless of how immature you were you at least had your head on straight, guess not. I hope you know that if you really do have a child you've ruined your life or at least your dreams and possibly that child's life. Kids have no business having kids.

Congrats though, seriously.

Now back to me. I feel great, my energy is pretty top notch and it's a good thing too, Christmas is here, YIKES!

Have fun thinking about how your old, withered vagina is much more likely to produce spawn with some kind of disability than my young, supple one

Seriously, aren't you about twice or three times as likely to have a kid with autism? Or is it down syndrome? Why would you even consider having a child at your age? I certainly wouldn't, the risks are much too high.

 

[CaptainWacky]

:catfight:

 

[Weevil]

It was a boy for those who are interested.

What's his name?