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Felix. It's not one of those stupid designer baby names and I don't think he'd get picked on for it.

Do like I did: teach him how to throw a couple cheap shots (when mommy ain't looking) and nobody will pick on him more than once. My daddy said the only rule in street fighting was the guy standing up at the end was the winner. Works for me.
 
So are you guys cow and wife now?

Cacophony:

Legally, yep.

This totally slipped under the radar with all the commotion over whose baby is the savior and whose is the antichrist (I'm taking bets),

but Congratulations on wedded bliss, too. Just remember that the part where you stand at the altar all giggly and happy is NOT the happy ending, it's only the prologue. Marriage is like owning a house; you want it to keep you warm you gotta keep up with the repairs before the roof caves in. By then it's too late...
 
Altars are for people who believe in the great spaghetti monster in the sky. Real (wo)men get married by judges.

Weddings are a complete waste of time and money, imo, but that`s a whole other story.

And this FUCKING KEYBOARD JUST WENT FRENCH GODDAMN.
 
Altars are for people who believe in the great spaghetti monster in the sky. Real (wo)men get married by judges.

Weddings are a complete waste of time and money, imo, but that`s a whole other story.

And this FUCKING KEYBOARD JUST WENT FRENCH GODDAMN.

I got married by a fireplace...
 
Just ask for its surrender and it should go back to normal.
 
Weddings are a complete waste of time and money, imo, but that`s a whole other story.
UGH. Thank goodness women like you exist. I'm not going to be paraded along with my wife like livestock if/when the time comes. Here I thought every women wanted a magic fairy princess day of validation.

Not that I'm calling women who've walked down the aisle cows or anything.
 
I just think it's an absolute waste of time and money for absolutely nothing. I don't need the presence of people that I may not even like to come to a ceremony that I don't even particularly want to go through. It seriously felt like I was having to validate our relationship, and it irked me.

I would not have bothered getting married if it weren't for the fact that GTC's Canadian and I'm American. It's pretty much a necessary thing for immigrating either way.
 
Ironically, I'm currently watching "Father of the Bride" with Spencer Tracy and Eliz Taylor on TCM, lol.
 
Turner Classic Movies, amusingly from what I remember showed few classical movies.
 
Turner Classic Movies, amusingly from what I remember showed few classical movies.
You might be confusing TCM with AMC. Years ago before TCM existed, AMC was commercial-free and showed real classic movies. Then TCM was born after Ted Turner bought out MGM's film library, and AMC turned into a cheaper channel that edited its movies and ran commercials. TCM is still the gold standard for classic stuff.

Robert Osborne is a god.

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Yeah I might be thinking of AMC.

Its been years since I've had cable.
 
AMC plays some odd stuff. I'm pretty sure I remember the Matrix being on there, and I think it's way too soon to call that a classic.
 
Touche. Were there any bodies burning on it?
Ironically just the JP. We'd had a rare late cold snap that day with snow and ice, so somebody built the fire in the lodge up to roaring level. Then some idiot decided to place JP with his back to it and by the time it was over his ass was burning with something besides hemmorhoids. I thought I saw him sit in a snow bank on the way to his car lol.
 
This thread is funny.
 
Holy crap that spider has a hat on!
 
HAS LAKER_GRIL HAD A BABY ?YET
 
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