eloisel
Forever Empress E
He is a new dad. It will be a couple of years before he can post coherent complete sentences on a regular basis again.
There is a baby to burb, diapers to change, bottles of milk to warm up, diapers to wash, bottles to wash, baby beds to change, a wife to comfort, taking care of the baby so the wife can sleep a little, getting a little sleep so he can take care of the baby while the wife gets a little sleep, taking pictures, making sure the older kids don't feel unloved, passing out in the front yard from exhaustion, going to a job to make a paycheck to afford the baby ... the list really is long.
There is a baby to burb, diapers to change, bottles of milk to warm up, diapers to wash, bottles to wash, baby beds to change, a wife to comfort, taking care of the baby so the wife can sleep a little, getting a little sleep so he can take care of the baby while the wife gets a little sleep, taking pictures, making sure the older kids don't feel unloved, passing out in the front yard from exhaustion, going to a job to make a paycheck to afford the baby ... the list really is long.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
Apparently so. Do I get the good drugs and room service now?
Don't know why you are asking yourself that question. Since I am clearly a figment of your warped imagination, I can be anything your twisted mind wants.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
Well, then, dig all that polyester out of your closet and burn it. There will be no polyester in my imagination, warped or otherwise.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
Concierge is one of my favorite words.
Bickendan
Shifty sumbitch
Sucks to be you then, cause I've seen them.
More lies.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
He speaks truth. I've seen them as well.
LIES.