Big Dick McGee MIA part one

[CaptainWacky]

He went "on a trip" and was going to read Game Of Thrones...about six months ago.

Is he just trying to avoid doing the annual Halloween fashion thread?

 

[Donovan]

The collapse of his beloved Phillies and Eagles sent him into a suicidal rage that nearly took out the entire state. Last I heard he was holed up in a cave near the Pakistani Border that recently came on the market

 

[Consumer]

He was "shrimping" again, caught some horrible toe-nail based fungus that ate his face, and is now in a touring company of "The Elephant Man".

That or LG ate him.

 

[DarthSikle]

He just a very slow reader

 

[Cassie]

Laker Girl has him tied up in the basement.

 

[Donovan]

Turns out Jack was right, none of the Laker Girl/ BDM relationship is anything but the longest troll in history, and the strain of keeping it up gave him an aneurysm.

Also Baby Grey is teething.

 

[FBI parte due]

He got to the part where Eddard figures out who Joffrey's true father is, and it BLEW HIS MIND.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"How can it be Mord!"