BIG SUPER IMPORTANT NEWS. MUST READ. SHOCKING!

[Mentalist]

Cacophony and GTC have had...SEX with each other.

I know, I know.. this is shocking news to all and we are just going to have to come to terms with it. I know they didn't want anyone to know but the masses must be kept informed!

 

[Cassie]

They're are also getting married.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

WHAAAAA?????

 

[Tisiphone]

People from TK meet and have sex???

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wait a minute. You know we're good friends, Menty, and good friends can tell each other when they're out of order and you are BANG out of order here, I have to say. How dare you. How could you say such a thing about GTC and Caco, who obivoulsy want to keep their private lives private. Even if they had had sex (unlikely before marriage!) they would NEVER, NEVER tell us about it. NEVER. Not repeatedly, not running the reference into the ground, making it quote of the week for a month. They wouldn't do that. Apologise, now, or our friendship is over, Rover.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Wait a minute. You know we're good friends, Menty, and good friends can tell each other when they're out of order and you are BANG out of order here, I have to say. How dare you. How could you say such a thing about GTC and Caco, who obivoulsy want to keep their private lives private. Even if they had had sex (unlikely before marriage!) they would NEVER, NEVER tell us about it. NEVER. Not repeatedly, not running the reference into the ground, making it quote of the week for a month. They wouldn't do that. Apologise, now, or our friendship is over, Rover.

I FEEL LIKE A CHILD WHOSE MUM AND DAD ARE FIGHTING AAHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Tisiphone]

I just can't take all the fighting.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE A MOTHERLESS PARA...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

One of the babies winked at me.

 

[Mentalist]

Wait a minute. You know we're good friends, Menty, and good friends can tell each other when they're out of order and you are BANG out of order here, I have to say. How dare you. How could you say such a thing about GTC and Caco, who obivoulsy want to keep their private lives private. Even if they had had sex (unlikely before marriage!) they would NEVER, NEVER tell us about it. NEVER. Not repeatedly, not running the reference into the ground, making it quote of the week for a month. They wouldn't do that. Apologise, now, or our friendship is over, Rover.

Well, I'm sorry you feel that way. I know you think you're being honourable by standing up for their feircely protected privacy but I felt that I just had to blow the lid on this highly exclusive story.

It may be true that the last thing in the world they want is anyone reading about their sex life and then being reminded of it in every thread to the point of tedium but ethics aside this is important. We must be kept informed.

So, again, because I don't think people have had this sink in yet.

Cacophony and GTC are having SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. I REPEAT.

SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.


And while I respect our long friendship this has to take precedence.


AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE GTC AND CACO ARE HAVING SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX.

 

[Dershocka]

So what? I raped starguard, and Mongo last week alone.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I need to take a week off to recover, sorry.

 

[Gagh]

*runs around in tiny little tight circles waving arms above head frantically at revelation*

 

[CaptainWacky]

SCOURGE LIVES IN JAPAN

 

[Gagh]

STAND BACK THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOLY SIDEKICK HURRICANE, IT'S MIGHTY MOLLY!

 

[Dr Dave]

Wacky and Mentalist need to make up!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The poetic method would be for them to have sex.

 

[headvoid]

I sometimes feel we are in a large, deserted, rather spooky mansion and there is us lot crammed into the small box room (no. 23) having a party.

The others are shouting out and screaming for attention - meanwhile in a corner of the box room Isch has just passed me a bong. Love Child is on the other side of the room, but definitely in the party.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mentalist and I will never make up.